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1 Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:06 pm

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Just like it says on the tin. Ask me anything you want to know or want advice on. Want to know more about the love that dare not speak its name? Want to know why your girlfriend suddenly won't speak to you after that dinner party? Need a quick party food for your Final Four party? Need to know if that belt goes with those shoes?

Anything you want to ask me, go for it. Only two rules. One, bold your actual question, so I don't confuse chatter with actual questions. Two, keep it respectful, please.

In return, I promise to be forthright and respectful with my answers. Any question asked in honesty will get an honest answer.

So, let the questioning commence!

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2 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:14 pm

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What does it taste like? You know what I mean.

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3 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:18 pm

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Joshua wrote:What does it taste like? You know what I mean.

Short answer: Salty.

Long answer:

It depends on a variety of factors: Smoker or non; diet, how fit they are. It's a fair barometer of the health of the body. The healthier you are and the healthier your diet, the sweeter the taste.

Food plays a big factor in it, too. Things like pineapple juice and vanilla ice cream enhance the sweetness, while things like garlic and cabbage tend to lean towards bitterness.

Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

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4 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:28 pm

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superdoug wrote:
Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.


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5 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:31 pm

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Aaaaand we're off to a great start lol!


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6 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:33 pm

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Silent K wrote:
Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.
Shocked Laughing

Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.
I have never disagreed with you more than I do right now.



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7 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:38 pm

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*tee hee*
I didn't need to ask that question.
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Is Crispin Clover gay, do you know? I seriously cannot tell.
Also, is he a complete jerk, or misunderstood artist?. I can't figure him out, but I love some of his roles/characters.

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8 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:47 pm

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Splitty wrote:*tee hee*
I didn't need to ask that question.
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I don't really know how to respond to that.

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9 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:50 pm

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Splitty wrote:*tee hee*
I didn't need to ask that question.
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Is Crispin Clover gay, do you know? I seriously cannot tell.
Also, is he a complete jerk, or misunderstood artist?. I can't figure him out, but I love some of his roles/characters.


Hee. Splitty, I love you.


As far as I know, Crispin Glover is not gay; he is merely creepy. I think at some point, he realized that he made more money playing the creepy loner kind of character (Willard, anyone?), and just bought into that persona. Unfortunately, like Joaquim Phoenix, his body of work -- while impressive -- simply doesn't support his actions off-camera.

Poor guy. I think those Back to the Future movies fucked him up good.

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10 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:53 pm

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Joshua wrote:I have never disagreed with you more than I do right now.

Quiet, you. tongue

We've already discussed your attempts at auto-fellatio. How did you think that was going to end, if you were successful? Laughing

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11 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:53 pm

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I think Joaquin Phoenix is simply playing a part of the kooky guy, whereas Glover really is a nutbar.

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12 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:54 pm

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Are you equipped with a Gay-dar.

I know everyone can see that in any perverted way and I do apologize, what I'm asking is can you tell if another person is gay or not, just by looking at them.

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13 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:54 pm

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superdoug wrote:
Joshua wrote:I have never disagreed with you more than I do right now.

Quiet, you. tongue

We've already discussed your attempts at auto-fellatio. How did you think that was going to end, if you were successful? Laughing
I was going to pull out. Not all of us dig on the hot man chowder.

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14 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:57 pm

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Spider-Man wrote:Are you equipped with a Gay-dar.

I know everyone can see that in any perverted way and I do apologize, what I'm asking is can you tell if another person is gay or not, just by looking at them.


Metrosexuality has fucked up the gaydar. Laughing


Okay, that was flip, but it's kind of true. Used to, before metrosexuality and bromances, it was easy to tell when a guy was into other guys, or was at least amenable to the idea of monkeying around. Nowadays, who can tell?

But, for the most part, I can figure it out. Maybe not on sight, but with enough time and exposure, I can usually tell (to quote Miss Claree from Steel Magnolias) 'which side his bread is buttered on.'

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15 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 5:59 pm

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Joshua wrote:
superdoug wrote:
Joshua wrote:I have never disagreed with you more than I do right now.

Quiet, you. tongue

We've already discussed your attempts at auto-fellatio. How did you think that was going to end, if you were successful? Laughing
I was going to pull out. Not all of us dig on the hot man chowder.

**waiting for the obligatory "ppfftttt, we've heard that one before" comment, so I don't have to say it and sully my name further**

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16 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:00 pm

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Sweetest SuperDoug,

Boobies: Awesome Pillows or Jewelry Display?

Lub,

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17 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:00 pm

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Joshua wrote:
I was going to pull out. Not all of us dig on the hot man chowder.

You've already gone so far as to bring yourself to orgasm with your own mouth...why not take the shot?


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18 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:02 pm

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Okay, just to up my gay cred, the whole interchange is this:

Shelby: Does he have any 'friends'.
Claree: Y'know, I asked him that. How he went about meeting people. I mean, in -my- day, you could tell by a man's carriage and demeanor what side his bread was buttered on. He said 'Grandma, it's very easy. All gay men have track lighting, and all gay men are named Mark, Rick, or Steve!' (laughs) Track lighting!
Ouiser: What's so damned funny?
M'Lynn: Oh, Claree was just enlightening us on the marvels of track lighting.
Ouiser: What about track lighting? I love mine.
Claree: -You- have track lighting, Ouiser?
Ouiser: I do. It highlights my new art work. It was my grandson's idea.
Shelby: Oh, I haven't seen him in ages. How is he?
Ouiser: Steve's fine.

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19 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:02 pm

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Esbat wrote:Sweetest SuperDoug,

Boobies: Awesome Pillows or Jewelry Display?

Lub,

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Dearest Esbat:

Infant lunchatorium and jewelry display.

Wink

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20 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:04 pm

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Oh Ouiser... lol!


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21 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:14 pm

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superdoug wrote:
Okay, that was flip, but it's kind of true. Used to, before metrosexuality and bromances, it was easy to tell when a guy was into other guys, or was at least amenable to the idea of monkeying around. Nowadays, who can tell?

<<< Thinks he may be part of the problem.


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22 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:23 pm

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My love of musicals, flamboyant tendencies, and my possibly-too-comfortable demeanor around guys have caused a couple of people to question where I prefer to lay pipe, but I don't get it because I am a horrible dresser. I once wore brown plaid shorts with a bright green Polynesian shirt. It was a disaster.

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23 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:43 pm

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I know it's a little off subject but as soon as I started reading this thread eminem lyrics started rolling through my head:
"Dr.Dre..is it gay to play putt putt golf with a friend?"
"Yeah"
"Now I ain't done...and watch his butt butt while he tee's off..."

damn can't remember the rest. oh well. funny.

My question is...I've have heard that some straight women like to watch gay porn (of the male variety). Do gay men get any enjoyment out of watching lesbian or straight porn?




somehow...I don't think that came out right.

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24 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 6:56 pm

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FroZen wrote:

My question is...I've have heard that some straight women like to watch gay porn (of the male variety). Do gay men get any enjoyment out of watching lesbian or straight porn?




somehow...I don't think that came out right.


Eh. You're fine. I understand what you're saying. But think about what you're asking. Straight women like to watch gay porn, which features a lot of foreplay and emphasis on the parts.

Straight porn lacks a lot of foreplay; it tends to jump right into the sex, because that's what straight men want to see. It also tends to linger on the woman's anatomy, which is not something that gay men are particularly interested in. So, our enjoyment can only go so far.

There's a site that specializes in straight porn aimed at those gay guys who like to see heteros in action, with a different style of filming...it's likely the kind of porn that your girlfriend/wife would enjoy watching, as well.

Lesbian porn has NOTHING in it that gay men find appealing. If it did, we would be bisexual or straight.

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25 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:00 pm

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superdoug wrote:
FroZen wrote:

My question is...I've have heard that some straight women like to watch gay porn (of the male variety). Do gay men get any enjoyment out of watching lesbian or straight porn?




somehow...I don't think that came out right.


Eh. You're fine. I understand what you're saying. But think about what you're asking. Straight women like to watch gay porn, which features a lot of foreplay and emphasis on the parts.

Straight porn lacks a lot of foreplay; it tends to jump right into the sex, because that's what straight men want to see. It also tends to linger on the woman's anatomy, which is not something that gay men are particularly interested in. So, our enjoyment can only go so far.

There's a site that specializes in straight porn aimed at those gay guys who like to see heteros in action, with a different style of filming...it's likely the kind of porn that your girlfriend/wife would enjoy watching, as well.

Lesbian porn has NOTHING in it that gay men find appealing. If it did, we would be bisexual or straight.

oh yeah...it's not that it came out wrong...I just didn't think it through all the way...color me stupid.

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