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26 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:08 pm

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And you guys gave me shit about the "BOrgy" post?! Goddamn!

I've got a question, tho', Doug: When hooking up with someone new for the first time, is it akward deciding who will do the 'parking,' or is it just kind of intuitive who prefers what?

(I mean with guys & girls it's pretty clear what's going to end up where at some point in the game, but I've always been curious about, well... yeah. )

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27 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:14 pm

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Only two of us seem able to read.


Has the whole world gone crazy? Am I the only one around here who gives a shit about the rules?

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28 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:15 pm

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Topcat wrote:I've got a question, tho', Doug: When hooking up with someone new for the first time, is it akward deciding who will do the 'parking,' or is it just kind of intuitive who prefers what?

(I mean with guys & girls it's pretty clear what's going to end up where at some point in the game, but I've always been curious about, well... yeah. )


Um...it can be awkward, unless you're hooking up through a meet-and-greet site where you've laid that stuff out for people to see. But there are subtle hints that you can pick up on that make it a little easier.

1. 'Parkers' tend to keep their fingernails painfully short. I would go into why, but it should be apparent without visuals.

2. 'Parking Spaces' tend to be a little more submissive. Occasionally, you'll encounter an agressive space, but even then, they tend to be flirty and coquettish. Not necessarily in a feminine way.

3. This is just my own rule, but I've always noticed that in gay porn, whoever hits their knees first usually is the parking space. The same tends to hold true for real life.

4. Ask. At the worst, all you do is fuck up your chances of getting laid that night, and that's what porn and tissues are there for!

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29 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:35 pm

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Silent K wrote:
superdoug wrote:
Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.
lol! I LOVE THIS PLACE!

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30 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:37 pm

*never knew Doug was gay*

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31 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 7:44 pm

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Not that there's anything wrong with that. Smile

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32 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:34 pm

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I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now

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33 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:34 pm

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FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now
*sticks it in Frozen*


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34 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:43 pm

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Silent K wrote:
FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now
*sticks it in Frozen*

* screams,cries,goes to his happy place...re watches OZ box set*

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35 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 8:50 pm

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FroZen wrote:
Silent K wrote:
FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now
*sticks it in Frozen*

* screams,cries,goes to his happy place...re watches OZ box set*

Oooo! I Heart Adebese!


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36 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 10:58 pm

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Joshua wrote:Only two of us seem able to read.

ANARCHY!! ANARCHY!!

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37 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:03 pm

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superdoug wrote:
2. ... Occasionally, you'll encounter an agressive space ...

^ That was beautifully written! So lewd -- and yet so elegant! thumbs up

Thank you for the 'eye-opening' information!

good thread

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38 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Thu Mar 26, 2009 11:37 pm

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Question:

Pre-Op Transexuals - Gay or Straight?

I only ask because when searching pictures of Harley Quinn, in various stages of... attire, I kept coming across a particular model's photos where she was at "rapt" attention, so to speak, and that made me upset because it was "harshing" my "me time". Damn you google images!

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39 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:04 am

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Esbat wrote:Question:

Pre-Op Transexuals - Gay or Straight?

I only ask because when searching pictures of Harley Quinn, in various stages of... attire, I kept coming across a particular model's photos where she was at "rapt" attention, so to speak, and that made me upset because it was "harshing" my "me time". Damn you google images!


That's a tough one. Personally, I think of them as heterosexual women (or men), because that's what they identify as. To do anything else is disrespectful of their personal gender identity.

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40 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 12:52 am

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superdoug wrote:
Esbat wrote:Question:

Pre-Op Transexuals - Gay or Straight?

I only ask because when searching pictures of Harley Quinn, in various stages of... attire, I kept coming across a particular model's photos where she was at "rapt" attention, so to speak, and that made me upset because it was "harshing" my "me time". Damn you google images!


That's a tough one. Personally, I think of them as heterosexual women (or men), because that's what they identify as. To do anything else is disrespectful of their personal gender identity.

I wish I had you during my Sex Psych class... I coulda used you!

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41 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 9:22 am

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Silent K wrote:
superdoug wrote:
Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.

So, "NuggNut" in the most literal of ways.

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42 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:29 am

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This is a most interesting thread. It certainly went from zero to 60 in no time flat.

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43 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:40 am

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Esbat wrote:I wish I had you during my Sex Psych class... I coulda used you!

In what capacity?

COO-COO-KA-CHOO! lol!

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44 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Fri Mar 27, 2009 10:47 am

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ha! Laughing

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45 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:18 pm

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Superdoug I do have a question,

Do gay guys check out mens packages the way straight guys check out a womans sweater cows?

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46 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 3:56 pm

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Lantern Lite wrote:Superdoug I do have a question,

Do gay guys check out mens packages the way straight guys check out a womans sweater cows?

Um...sometimes? It depends on what kind of pants a guy is wearing, and how obvious it is. Like sweater meat, the bigger they are, the more likely they are to draw our attention.

Personally, I'm an ass man, although I do appreciate a nicely wrapped package. Wink

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47 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:07 pm

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superdoug wrote:
Lantern Lite wrote:Superdoug I do have a question,

Do gay guys check out mens packages the way straight guys check out a womans sweater cows?

Um...sometimes? It depends on what kind of pants a guy is wearing, and how obvious it is. Like sweater meat, the bigger they are, the more likely they are to draw our attention.

Personally, I'm an ass man, although I do appreciate a nicely wrapped package. Wink

I appreciate you timely and well written response. Very Happy I only ask because I was wondering why the strange lingering stares!

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48 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 4:10 pm

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Lantern Lite wrote:I appreciate you timely and well written response. Very Happy I only ask because I was wondering why the strange lingering stares!


Oh, well, if it's personal assessment you're wanting, please include a picture of yourself in briefs so I can confirm or deny whether this is the case. You may just be bad at the shaking-off portion of restroom use. Laughing

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49 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:26 pm

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superdoug wrote:
Lantern Lite wrote:I appreciate you timely and well written response. Very Happy I only ask because I was wondering why the strange lingering stares!


Oh, well, if it's personal assessment you're wanting, please include a picture of yourself in briefs so I can confirm or deny whether this is the case. You may just be bad at the shaking-off portion of restroom use. Laughing

Doug...that is just...great answer man. Great answer Laughing

Somebody should give you your own "Dear Doug" column yes

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50 Re: Ask a Gay Guy! on Sat Mar 28, 2009 6:28 pm

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Now...another question.

I have been hit on a few times by gay guys over the years. Does that mean I don't exactly come off as straight or is it that the guys in question don't really care that I'm straight and the challenge makes it more appealing? Do you see straight guys (that are obviously straight) and figure what the hell it's worth a shot?

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