Contestant #2: "I call it my Millenium Falcon, baby. And it can do the Kessel Run in less than 12 parsecs."
Crowd: "Ooooohhhhh!"
Lee: "Alright. Well, that was..."
Contestant #2: "I also have a dog named Chewie, and I can get some peanut-butter...you know, if you're into that sort of..."
Lee: "OKAY! ...uh...how 'bout we..."
Tripper: "Why you stuck up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerfherder!" (AC)
"3PO, you tell that slimy piece of worm ridden filth he'll get no such pleasure from us. Right?" (AC)
Contestant #2: "It's alright, trust me!" (AC)
Tripper: "Get in there you big furry oaf, I don't care what you smell!" (AC)
Contestant #2: "Chewie!! This won't help me! There'll be another time and another place."
Tripper: "Hey! I thought Chewie was part of the deal!"
Lee: "You guys are making me kind of sick. Seriously...please stop. We're live on..."
Contestant #2: "You like me because I'm a scoundrel. There aren't enough scoundrels in your life." (AC)
Tripper: "I love you." (AC)
Contestant #2: "I know." (AC)
(AC = Actual quotes of Han's and Leia's.)
*Standing ovation*
Thank you, thank you. No, please...I was just bored.