We can move this to the Blue Area if needed. Anyhoo, here are my picks:

"Old Man" by Neil Young
"One" by Metallica
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"Jesus Take The Wheel" by Carrie Underwood
"Christmas Shoes"

*looks at topic* Yeeeaaah...I'll see what I can post later.

"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

Gospel song, namely Kirk Franklin songs.

Yeah, story time. So on my 21st birthday my firends took me to a strip club to celebrate (that was the excuse but they would have gone there if it was a normal day). So I'm getting a lap dance when my firend's cellphone goes off. It's a Kirk Franklin song. Now, I'm a fairly religious person, so that combined with a stripper who looked younger than me, killed my wood mood greatly.

Meat Hook Sodomy- Cannibal Corpse

Cats in the Cradle.

'The End' by The Doors
'Bohemian Rhapsody' by The Muppets
'Rocket Man' by William Shatner
'I c-- Blood' by Cannibal Corpse
'Come to Daddy' Aphex Twin

Combo Mo wrote:"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

Oooh good one!

"Hot Potato" by the Wiggles

Silent K wrote:Cats in the Cradle.

That was the first song that came to my mind.

The theme to Sesame Street.

"We Are The World", either version

"Yakkity Sax"

Debaser77 wrote:

Oooh good one!

"Hot Potato" by the Wiggles

Yummy yummy fruit salad! LMAO!

^ That's mah jam!

Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson
Janie's got a gun by Aerosmith

'Dude Looks Like a Lady' by Aerosmith

Butterfly Kisses.

'Goodbye Horses' by Q Lazzarus

Debaser77 wrote:
"Yakkity Sax"

I'm not into lap dances, but I would totally get one to that song.

The Lollipop Guild

Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head

Combo Mo wrote:"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

That may win. Unless she and you are BHG fans.

As for other examples: Date Rape by Sublime, anything by Coldplay would just be so lame, and Black/Death Metal would be weird.

melvinlikechris wrote:'Goodbye Horses' by Q Lazzarus

I actually have gotten a lap dance to this song.