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1 Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:20 pm

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I should have been posted this but here it is now-

Last week-I'm on my way to Wal-Mart after dropping off my backpack at home to pick up some toiletries and some *cough* frozen *cough* dinners *cough* (I'm a college student, alright?) Anyway, I enter the store and once again discover the hand baskets are gone and nowhere to be found so I roll out a basket that won't be even near full. The first thing I pick up is a ChapStick Classic and put it in the basket but of course the basket's holes are big enough for it to fall out. So this happens at least 5 times and I put it in a shelf for when I'm done and have something to put it on top on.

So I'm back and look for the ChapStick and while I'm trying to reach for it in the shelf, I look around to find people staring at me and I became annoyed until I looked at the banner above the shelf to find out I'm digging into a Cover Girl section. Now...a normal guy would stop and walk around the store to refresh his rep, right? Well, my dumb ass self keeps on digging in this shelf to finally get this ChapStick. I look around with a smile at this dude and say, "I got my ChapStick"-I'm pretty sure he heard, "I got my lipstick"

Annnd I walked around the store played God of War for a few minutes and checked out far away from where this happened-The End! Laughing neutral

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2 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:25 pm

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That's not too embarrassing. Picking up a shirt because you like the decal and, once unraveling it, you find out that it is a babydoll tee is damned embarrassing. Especially when you turn around and see that you're surrounded by girliness.

Modestly fold it and try and walk away with dignity. whistle

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3 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:32 pm

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BlueMaxx wrote:That's not too embarrassing. Picking up a shirt because you like the decal and, once unraveling it, you find out that it is a babydoll tee is damned embarrassing. Especially when you turn around and see that you're surrounded by girliness.

Modestly fold it and try and walk away with dignity. whistle

Hahaha! That's happened to me actually. Know what's funny also?

I found a close classmate at a Target and we walked around talking and all of a sudden he picks up a bikini swimsuit and pressed to his body like he was intrigued. I'm said, "Like, what the hell are you doing?" "Nothing...nothing man" *hangs it back up still staring at it* "Yeah...well, I gotta go" "Alright..." *Still looking at swimsuit* neutral

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4 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:49 pm

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Chris...man, you coward. I would have totally run with the lipstick idea just to freak people out. Grab a lipstick at random and as the nearest person in the gayest voice possible: "Whaddaya think, is this my shade or not?"

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5 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:51 pm

ChrisToPhenom wrote:
BlueMaxx wrote:That's not too embarrassing. Picking up a shirt because you like the decal and, once unraveling it, you find out that it is a babydoll tee is damned embarrassing. Especially when you turn around and see that you're surrounded by girliness.

Modestly fold it and try and walk away with dignity. whistle

Hahaha! That's happened to me actually. Know what's funny also?

I found a close classmate at a Target and we walked around talking and all of a sudden he picks up a bikini swimsuit and pressed to his body like he was intrigued. I'm said, "Like, what the hell are you doing?" "Nothing...nothing man" *hangs it back up still staring at it* "Yeah...well, I gotta go" "Alright..." *Still looking at swimsuit* neutral

Here's what I imagine his inner thoughts to be as he stares at the swimsuit:

::sigh:: ....I wish I was Beyonce..... Wink

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6 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Thu Mar 18, 2010 11:59 pm

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Chris should've said "Do you think I'm a summer or an autumn?" XD


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7 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 12:45 am

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^ Ha! Nice.

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8 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 9:43 am

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Cliff wrote:Chris...man, you coward. I would have totally run with the lipstick idea just to freak people out. Grab a lipstick at random and as the nearest person in the gayest voice possible: "Whaddaya think, is this my shade or not?"



I'm sure you meant 'in the most effeminate voice possible', which is not the same thing. I am gay, and I have no trace of a lisp, and my voice is probably deeper than yours.


Effeminate is NOT EQUAL to 'gay'. Please join us in the 21st Century.

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9 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:06 am

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10 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:22 am

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superdoug wrote:
Cliff wrote:Chris...man, you coward. I would have totally run with the lipstick idea just to freak people out. Grab a lipstick at random and as the nearest person in the gayest voice possible: "Whaddaya think, is this my shade or not?"



I'm sure you meant 'in the most effeminate voice possible', which is not the same thing. I am gay, and I have no trace of a lisp, and my voice is probably deeper than yours.


Effeminate is NOT EQUAL to 'gay'. Please join us in the 21st Century.

Doug, I know that there's very much "P.C." ways to do things, but there's definitely a stereotypical "Gay Voice". Just because Chris Tucker doesn't have the stereotypically deep "Black Guy Voice" doesn't mean that it's not an acknowledged stereotype.

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11 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:39 am

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Heytherejeffro wrote:Doug, I know that there's very much "P.C." ways to do things, but there's definitely a stereotypical "Gay Voice". Just because Chris Tucker doesn't have the stereotypically deep "Black Guy Voice" doesn't mean that it's not an acknowledged stereotype.


Yes, but if I said something like 'You should have turned around and said, in the blackest voice possible 'is this good chicken?'', it would be considered un-PC, racist, and I would have taken a ration of shit about it. Therefore, it is equally un-okay to go with this 'stereotype.'

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12 Re: Funny Story Happened to Me... on Fri Mar 19, 2010 10:48 am

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I would have laughed my ass off if someone did that.

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