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51Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:29 pm

superdoug

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Mnemosis wrote:
Joshua wrote:
Silent K wrote:
unless I want to fuck my Mom or Kerouac.
That's a tough call.

I'm tighter.


Pffft. Two words, my friend: Baby's fist.


Wink Laughing

52Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:30 pm

Mnemosis

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Holding an apple?

53Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:31 pm

Joshua

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superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
I'm still trying to riddle it out.
Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 1177266552645

54Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:31 pm

Silent K

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Thundermatts wrote:So go to the bar. It's not work, you get to drink.
Not my scene. Although, concerts, especially SoulSwitch concerts where I'm in some sort of official capacity, I can work my magic.

But honestly...where's the jump? Where does it go from flirting to "let's fuck"? Do I need to keep an eye out for a signal?

55Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:32 pm

Joshua

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Silent K wrote:
But honestly...where's the jump? Where does it go from flirting to "let's fuck"?
I think you have to be an unscrupulous asshole to do that. And you sir, are neither of those things.

56Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:33 pm

Thundermatts

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Personal experience, the flirting just takes a more, sexual turn. it starts goofy, fun, and then it just sort of clicks to less giggling and more i want you inside me. And that's how it's been with each girl I got with without dating her. Which is most of the girls I had relations with.

57Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:35 pm

superdoug

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Mnemosis wrote:Holding an apple?


(tighter than)

58Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:35 pm

Mnemosis

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Joshua wrote:
superdoug wrote:
This took me a minute, but the awesome of it made me scare the cat by laughing out loud.
I'm still trying to riddle it out.
Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 1177266552645

What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?

59Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 pm

Joshua

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Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.

60Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:36 pm

Silent K

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Joshua wrote:
I think you have to be an unscrupulous asshole to do that. And you sir, are neither of those things.
I do have scruples. I also have a dry dick. Obviously, I'm a sweetheart. However, if a young lady is looking for nothing but a good time, as am I, whose to say we can't get our respective jollies off?

Thundermatts wrote:Personal experience, the flirting just takes a more, sexual turn. it starts goofy, fun, and then it just sort of clicks to less giggling and more i want you inside me. And that's how it's been with each girl I got with without dating her. Which is most of the girls I had relations with.

I think that's pretty fucking good advice.

61Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:37 pm

Silent K

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Joshua wrote:
Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.
I didn't. I assumed he was talking about the Crohns, again.

62Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:38 pm

Thundermatts

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I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil

63Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:39 pm

superdoug

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Thundermatts wrote:I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil


Speaking as the first to have a thread like this, one thing you're going to have to accept is that sometimes, the crowd takes it way off track. But they always come back around to the serious side. It comes in waves.

64Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:40 pm

Silent K

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Thundermatts wrote:I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil

I get it. I honestly think you gave stellar advice for the situation.

65Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:40 pm

shining knight

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yeah the advice you gave me was pretty good

66Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:41 pm

Mnemosis

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Silent K wrote:
Joshua wrote:
Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.
I didn't. I assumed he was talking about the Crohns, again.

Couldn't just go with the joke, T-Bone?

67Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:42 pm

Mnemosis

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superdoug wrote:
Thundermatts wrote:I'm not joking around with this! I'm like fat cassanova. or thin Dr. Phil


Speaking as the first to have a thread like this, one thing you're going to have to accept is that sometimes, the crowd takes it way off track. But they always come back around to the serious side. It comes in waves.

That is all.

68Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:42 pm

Silent K

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Mnemosis wrote:
Silent K wrote:
Joshua wrote:
Mnemosis wrote:
What did Knize eat 12 of that made him miss the end of GI Joe?
Oh, I didn't know he missed the end of G.I. Joe.
I didn't. I assumed he was talking about the Crohns, again.

Couldn't just go with the joke, T-Bone?

Well...considering my happy ass sat in that theater until the end of the credits waiting for a fucking PSA that never happened...and you guys kinda dipped out with a quickness...I assumed you were talking about yourself.

Even though I was the one that ate a dozen Sliders.

69Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:43 pm

Mnemosis

Mnemosis
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HCR Sliders!

70Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 3:48 pm

Joshua

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I feel like that joke went over about as well as Kerouac's elevator joke.

Which is to say, like a lead balloon.

71Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:00 pm

Mnemosis

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::shrugs:: Doug erupted and scared a pussy. That's always more than enough for me.

72Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:01 pm

Foxy

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Silent K wrote:What's the best way to get your dick wet without all that "getting to know you" bullshit?

Thundermatts wrote:Rape.

That isn't funny.

http://www.foxyart.net

73Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:05 pm

BlueMaxx

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I noticed that now no one wants to touch this thread.

Thought it was humorous.

74Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Sat Aug 29, 2009 4:36 pm

Thundermatts

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Me too. Not like side splitting funny, but it was an easy joke.

75Ask a Straight Guy - Page 3 Empty Re: Ask a Straight Guy Sat Aug 29, 2009 6:00 pm

Thundermatts

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Obviously though, It's a touchy subject and offense was not my intention.

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