Why are most of our nerds fat?

Gojiratoho wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:

Gojiratoho wrote:

This picture amuses me to no end.

Liam Neeson is watching you masturbate.

That excites me...

FroZen wrote:Chili cheese fries. Chicken breasts stuffed with cheese, wrapped in bacon. Ice cream. Cheetos. The Whopper. Pizza. Flaming Hot Funyuns. Donuts. Beer. White Castle. Wendy's is open late. Deep fried Mars bars and/or twinkies. Super-sized whatever. Buckets of chicken. Waffles. Chocolate covered stuff....

I have no idea why Americans are obese.

I don't eat any of that. I'm still fat.

(._Y_.) wrote:I think a bucket full of meat is fucking awesome. The best part of the Masters of the Universe movie is when Gwildor and Man-at-Arms are eating the chicken and ribs. mmmmmmm. Makes me hungry everytime.

That is my absolute LEAST favorite part of that movie! I disliked it when I first saw it, before I was a vegetarian.

Tripper McGee wrote:

(._Y_.) wrote:I think a bucket full of meat is fucking awesome. The best part of the Masters of the Universe movie is when Gwildor and Man-at-Arms are eating the chicken and ribs. mmmmmmm. Makes me hungry everytime.

That is my absolute LEAST favorite part of that movie! I disliked it when I first saw it, before I was a vegetarian.

I did too, but only because Gwildor is a fucking slob.

And dammit this thread makes me want fried chicken now....but I'm going to go home and settle for my steamed chicken and rice with veggies instead.

*grumble grumble weight loss grumble grumble*

That fried chicken looks disgusting. XD

I had chinese food today. I made sloppy joes last night. Caramel Moolattes, Wendy's chili & french fries, sweet tea, gyros, Culver's bacon cheeseburgers, Domino's pizza, pizza and steak grinders, Reese's peanut butter cups, Gazzu energy drinks, grilled chicken burritos, nachos & queso dip, philly cheesesteaks, garlic breadsticks, pizza rolls, ramen, Pepsi, sweet potato with butter and sugar. Just some of what I eat on a regular basis. Yay.

Ska wrote:That fried chicken looks disgusting. XD

I had chinese food today. I made sloppy joes last night. Caramel Moolattes, Wendy's chili & french fries, sweet tea, gyros, Culver's bacon cheeseburgers, Domino's pizza, pizza and steak grinders, Reese's peanut butter cups, Gazzu energy drinks, grilled chicken burritos, nachos & queso dip, philly cheesesteaks, garlic breadsticks, pizza rolls, ramen, Pepsi, sweet potato with butter and sugar. Just some of what I eat on a regular basis. Yay.

Enjoy your youth and metabolism now. You keep eating like that and you'll be a fatty in no time.

Joshua wrote:
Enjoy your youth and metabolism now. You keep eating like that and you'll be a fatty in no time.

Ok, mom.

Ska wrote:

Joshua wrote:
Enjoy your youth and metabolism now. You keep eating like that and you'll be a fatty in no time.

Ok, mom.

I wish my mom's beard was as lush as J-bones. :x

Ska wrote:

Joshua wrote:
Enjoy your youth and metabolism now. You keep eating like that and you'll be a fatty in no time.

Ok, mom.

Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

Tripper McGee wrote:

(._Y_.) wrote:I think a bucket full of meat is fucking awesome. The best part of the Masters of the Universe movie is when Gwildor and Man-at-Arms are eating the chicken and ribs. mmmmmmm. Makes me hungry everytime.

That is my absolute LEAST favorite part of that movie! I disliked it when I first saw it, before I was a vegetarian.

fail

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

Whoa...I said a little cushion not Shamu the Killer Whale. Big difference.

(._Y_.) wrote:
I wish my mom's beard was as lush as J-bones. :x

Copyright infringment!

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

"Yo Mamma So Fat" Jokes, circa 1993.

Fine I'm copyrighting "The Dark Knize" right now.

Silent K wrote:
"Yo Mamma So Fat" Jokes, circa 1993.

The classics never die.

so why are most nerds fat..

Spoiler:

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

I always wondered about this saying, since every....portly girl I know sweats buckets. If you did that you'd just have a Pillsbury doughgirl....or a Michelin woman.

Gojiratoho wrote:

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

I always wondered about this saying, since every....portly girl I know sweats buckets. If you did that you'd just have a Pillsbury doughgirl....or a Michelin woman.

I right sticky mess. Afterwards you could make sticky buns. or crescent rolls.

(._Y_.) wrote:Fine I'm copyrighting "The Dark Knize" right now.

FUCK!

Ska wrote:That fried chicken looks disgusting. XD

I had chinese food today. I made sloppy joes last night. Caramel Moolattes, Wendy's chili & french fries, sweet tea, gyros, Culver's bacon cheeseburgers, Domino's pizza, pizza and steak grinders, Reese's peanut butter cups, Gazzu energy drinks, grilled chicken burritos, nachos & queso dip, philly cheesesteaks, garlic breadsticks, pizza rolls, ramen, Pepsi, sweet potato with butter and sugar. Just some of what I eat on a regular basis. Yay.

That makes me salivate and ill at the same time.

Dr. Jonathan Crane wrote:so why are most nerds fat..

Spoiler:

You tell'em, Crane. Nerds'll give it to your momma!

This cover popped in my.

Man, I miss Nextwave. And ya, that's nerdy.

Joshua wrote:

potatojoe wrote:

Joshua wrote:How about a cardboard box full of fried chicken?


This was lunch at work a few weeks back. I'm not kidding.

Is your job hiring? I'm all for some chicken in a box

It's hard to say. Some days they're laying people off and some days they're bringing new people in. Suffice to say, the people at the top don't know what the fuck they are doing.

As evidenced by the big fucking box of fried chicken. I love fried chicken, don't get me wrong, but that looks like the cardboard box beside the fire exit in every alley in every movie and FPS ever.

Joshua wrote:

FroZen wrote:
Hey! There isn't anything wrong with a little extra cushion for the pushin.

Absolutely, you can always slap her thigh and ride the wave in. Or douse her in flour and just look for the wet spot.

I don't know if I'm disappointed at you for using such tired jokes or incensed at you for directing them towards Kristin...

... hmmm...

::shrugs::

BlueMaxx wrote:

Ska wrote:That fried chicken looks disgusting. XD

I had chinese food today. I made sloppy joes last night. Caramel Moolattes, Wendy's chili & french fries, sweet tea, gyros, Culver's bacon cheeseburgers, Domino's pizza, pizza and steak grinders, Reese's peanut butter cups, Gazzu energy drinks, grilled chicken burritos, nachos & queso dip, philly cheesesteaks, garlic breadsticks, pizza rolls, ramen, Pepsi, sweet potato with butter and sugar. Just some of what I eat on a regular basis. Yay.

That makes me salivate and ill at the same time.

HA!

Nextwave - making Machine Man cool.

^ Silence, fleshie!

Joshua wrote:

gangsternerd wrote:
I understanding knowing your fat

I think this is the next "WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS".

Seriously dude, I don't care what kind of shape you're in, just try to be coherent at least once.

Seriously? Dude? Coherent?
My little brain can not comprehend such a thing.


Even though most of us are fat there are activities that are fun that can help.
I love playing basketball and lifting weights, and I fell like someone can find something that will help them shed pounds. Sex is good as well.

Except Crane said nerds are fat because they fuck mom's and then have them make them a sandwich.This confuses me ,you just had sex. Shouldn't you be in excellent shape from all the moms your fucking. If you are a minute man and not getting a full work out of dripping sex. Well, no one will put up with that shit and you will not get a sandwich! No rewards for bad sex!

Joshua wrote:Nerds don't become fat, fat people become nerds.

I don't by that, I have been a nerd since I was three and was not fat . Are hobbies and lack of interest in the real world will make us gain weight.
Most of us were geeks since we were kids. And if you notice, year by year we keep getting bigger and bigger. We stop caring what food and lack of exercise is doing to our bodies . If most lived like this without caring most guys would be having heart attacks by their 40's. So I guess I am saying "Nerds become fatter".
We all really need to take steps to take care of our self's,if not there will be none of us left. And we must be here to spread the nerd word to the next generation.

Fat nerds become fat nerds because their caloric intake exceeds their resting metabolic rate + daily energy expenditure.

But the same could be said of sportsfans, moviebuffs, shutins, homeless, world leaders, musicians, carpenters, toll booth attendants, Europeans, women, farmers, New Yorkers, bus drivers, Catholics, etc. ad nauseam.


Now if you'll excuse me, I need to break out an FPS and find out if those boxes I've been taking cover behind really are filled with delicious fried chicken.