I'll probably catch some hell from him for airing his laundry on a forum, but since he seems to be sticking around (and making a niche for himself), I think it's only fair that we all congratulate my best friend Justin (screenname: Justin) for knocking up his lovely wife!
Congratulations, buddy. That kid will have an enormous head. Poor Laura.
Congratulations, buddy. That kid will have an enormous head. Poor Laura.