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"Trick-or-treating during the Grapes of Wrath" regarding Matt's Halloween experiences

Joshua wrote:Tripper's comment about not fucking banana bread because it's not as if there is an entire banana inside of it and Kerouac's hysterical laughter afterwards.

Dude! Why would I choose the banana bread otherwise?

It's a LOAF, woman! Do we really need to have "the talk?"

Tripper McGee wrote:"Trick-or-treating during the Grapes of Wrath" regarding Matt's Halloween experiences

Not only is that funny, its true. *openly weeps*

Tripper McGee wrote:"Trick-or-treating during the Grapes of Wrath" regarding Matt's Halloween experiences

Haha! STEINBECK!

I'm with Lee. A mini loaf of banana bread is going to be far better suited to... an incredible journey... than a pie or donut. Unless we're talking about a crueller, but I don't think we were.

AGREED.

But why mini?

Silent K wrote:But why mini?

1) Because that's what I bake

and

2) Because I'd never try to insinuate that any member of our team other than Lee could take on a full sized loaf.

"Cream horn"

I don't see how a chick is going to fuck a loaf, unless she's remarkably stretched out.

The human body can do wonderous things.

Plus, a banana bread loaf is pliable. Butter the thing up, you're good to go! Let's try it. Bend over, Joshua.

It's pliable, but it will end up breaking apart and crumbling. I can't imagine having crumbs in your twat is a pleasurable experience. It could attract mice!

Freeze it.

But then it wouldn't be pliable and we're back to the stretched vagina conundrum.

Well...go with the K-Whack mini loaf.

This discussion puts the Lincoln-Douglas debates to shame.

Lee wrote:It's a LOAF, woman! Do we really need to have "the talk?"

Um, it's not like "throwing a hotdog down a hallway," Lee. A fucking loaf is too big.

Silent K wrote:Well...go with the K-Whack mini loaf.

I still think it will crumble. I just don't think fucking banana bread is a viable option for a woman. Not that a doughnut or cherry pie are much better, though I guess she can always go down on the doughnut.

I'd much rather fuck a doughnut.

Tripper McGee wrote:I'd much rather fuck a doughnut.

I'm so hungry and turned on right now.

Joshua wrote:

Tripper McGee wrote:I'd much rather fuck a doughnut.

I'm so hungry and turned on right now.

Is it strange that I am, too? I haven't had a doughnut in forever! I'm like Ben Stiller's character in Dodgeball. "Go ahead...have a bite." Electric shock to the nipples.

Explain how THAT is going to happen without crumbling, though? Are we just talking about scissoring it? Because I all bullshit if there's no penetration.

I just don't think women are meant to fuck baked goods.

I like the chocolate frosted doughnuts from Entemanns. I like them too much.