Looking something for your mom, dad, aunt, uncle, cousin, a coworker??!! Look no further!!!
Behold the iJoy ride!!
http://www.humantouch.com/ht-ride-view-5.html
Behold the iJoy ride!!
http://www.humantouch.com/ht-ride-view-5.html
Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
Captain Painway wrote:That guy in the video is having WAAAAY too much fun.
Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
I can do that for free, but I only come in one intensity level--pump it up!!!!DeathByChickFlix wrote:Looking something for your mom, dad, aunt, uncle, cousin, a coworker??!! Look no further!!!
Behold the iJoy ride!!
http://www.humantouch.com/ht-ride-view-5.html
Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
Thats right she only comes with one speed... Kerouac Speed. He makes her see plaid.Ska wrote:I can do that for free, but I only come in one intensity level--pump it up!!!!DeathByChickFlix wrote:Looking something for your mom, dad, aunt, uncle, cousin, a coworker??!! Look no further!!!
Behold the iJoy ride!!
http://www.humantouch.com/ht-ride-view-5.html
Esbat wrote:
Thats right she only comes with one speed... Kerouac Speed. He makes her see plaid.
She was probably too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse. That's not hate, that's just the fa(c)ts.DeathByChickFlix wrote:Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
Jebus... you are a hateful bastard. :/ Remind me not to piss you off anytime soon.
Ska wrote:
Not true, he makes me see stars. After he "accidentally" slams my head against the headboard.
Silent K wrote:
I don't know if I should be horrified or aroused.
*punches crotch*
Me-OW!Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
Not true, he makes me see stars. After he "accidentally" slams my head against the headboard.
Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
DeathByChickFlix wrote:Mnemosis wrote:The ex wanted this cause she loved horseback riding but couldn't afford it, which was code for "I'm too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse so I'll claim it's because we can't afford it"
True story.
Jebus... you are a hateful bastard. :/ Remind me not to piss you off anytime soon.
Ska wrote:
I can do that for free, but I only come in one intensity level--pump it up!!!!
Esbat wrote:
Thats right she only comes with one speed... Kerouac Speed. He makes her see plaid.
Ska wrote:
Not true, he makes me see stars. After he "accidentally" slams my head against the headboard.
Heytherejeffro wrote:
She was probably too fat to feel comfortable getting on a horse. That's not hate, that's just the fa(c)ts.
Silent K wrote:
I don't know if I should be horrified or aroused.
*punches crotch*
Joshua wrote:
Dr. Wade Fucking McNasty wrote:
Why does everyone assume I know all of the fat chicks in Worcester County?Mnemosis wrote:
Exactly! Wait... you're from around here. Do you know her!?
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