You don't throw ninja stars at your kids!

Seriously. I just had this said to me.

It's not like anyone was bleeding or lost an eye...

If you were an actual ninja it'd be okay. But you're just embarassing real ninjas. That's probably why you were told to stop.

(._Y_.) wrote:If you were an actual ninja it'd be okay. But you're just embarassing real ninjas. That's probably why you were told to stop.

I can buy this. My wife is half-Asian so maybe that makes her some kind authority but, then again, that half's Korean so what the fuck does she really know. Ninjas don't do tae-kwon-do.

It is a dilemma.

krpykrwly wrote:Ninjas don't do tae-kwon-do.

Maybe her uncle is a ninja through marriage?

krpykrwly wrote:

(._Y_.) wrote:If you were an actual ninja it'd be okay. But you're just embarassing real ninjas. That's probably why you were told to stop.

I can buy this. My wife is half-Asian so maybe that makes her some kind authority but, then again, that half's Korean so what the fuck does she really know. Ninjas don't do tae-kwon-do.

It is a dilemma.

You should hire a friend to dress up as a ninja and have him break into your house in the middle of the night. When he attacks yours kids with shurikens she's going to be pretty grateful you already taught them how to dodge projectiles, and won't her face be red for nagging you?

This should be a class in grade school.

I've always felt one of the greater shortcomings of the modern school system is the fact that it in no way resembles feudal Japan.

they must be trained,i believe once they are old enough to walk you go at them full speed with swords and bo staves

Joshua wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:

(._Y_.) wrote:If you were an actual ninja it'd be okay. But you're just embarassing real ninjas. That's probably why you were told to stop.

I can buy this. My wife is half-Asian so maybe that makes her some kind authority but, then again, that half's Korean so what the fuck does she really know. Ninjas don't do tae-kwon-do.

It is a dilemma.

You should hire a friend to dress up as a ninja and have him break into your house in the middle of the night. When he attacks yours kids with shurikens she's going to be pretty grateful you already taught them how to dodge projectiles, and won't her face be red for nagging you?

Unless Mrs. krpy takes out her sword and cuts off the friend's head...

"If you can dodge a throwing star, you can dodge a ball."

I bet someone else put this up and I can't see it due to my shit computer

your right, you throw ninja stars at other people's kids.

Debaser77 wrote:

"If you can dodge a throwing star, you can dodge a ball."