One of the Greatest Text Chains Ever

The following is a transcript of a text conversation I had with with my good buddy Goatt yesterday. I hope you all enjoy it as much as i did. I nearly wet myself.

Goatt: Happy Zombie Jesus Day!
Me: Indeed. Remember to go for the headshot.
Goatt: Uh-uh. I played RE4. Headshot=Tentacle Monster.
Me: A blessed tentacle monster, no less.
Goatt: Ha! And you know, where there's a tentacle monster there's a whole slew of Asian school girls about to get raped... And that's just no good on Easter.

And I lost my mind. He's a mad bastard. Needs to get his ass on these forums.

I got a "Happy Zombie Jesus Day" text from Ska!

Nice text. And yes, we need him.

I guess you had to be there.

I was there. See?

Lee wrote: Ha! And you know, where there's a tentacle monster there's a whole slew of Asian school girls about to get raped...

Apparently I'm not the only one who ever made the mistake of watching "Legend of Overfiend." Or looking at hentai.

I agree: we gotta' get this guy!

I have a giant statue of zombie jesus 10 minutes from me. google touchdown jesus. Thats what idiots call him.

I'ts on I75 in Monroe Ohio Btw. I think more than one touchdown jesus comes up on google