Making fun of Kerouac

This thread is designated to catalog things that Kerouac is made fun of for on the POPcast.

Please add to the list.

1. Vests
2. Jean Shorts
3. Newsie Caps
4. Soft Ts, Hard Ds

5. Hating black beans and for this reason, being racist.

6. Hating fireworks and, therefore, America.

7. Using a vacuum sealer on his nipples and forehead, leaving a vacuum hickey on his forehead.

8. Being unable to "poem" like a normal human being.

Captain Painway wrote:7. Using a vaccuum sealer on his nipples and forehead, leaving a vaccuum hickey on his forehead.

It didn't not happen.

9. "Has anyone else heard the new Katy Perry/Snoop Dogg joint?"

Making Fun of Kerouac

1. Vests
2. Jean Shorts
3. Newsie Caps
4. Soft Ts, Hard Ds[/quote]
5. Hating black beans and for this reason, being racist.
6. Hating fireworks and, therefore, America.
7. Using a vaccuum sealer on his nipples and forehead, leaving a vaccuum hickey on his forehead.
8. Being unable to "poem" like a normal human being.
9. "Has anyone else heard the new Katy Perry/Snoop Dogg joint?"
10.

Silent K wrote:

At first I was like....



but then....

DAYUM.

I'm gonna head back down to K-Whack's old condo and see if I can find the stabby guy to take care of my eyes for me.

11. Making shitty jokes (often involving elevators)
12.) Crohn's
13.) Not liking awesome things
14.) kissing dudes

This is my new favorite thread lol

15.) He hates boobie bars thus hates his manhood.

16.) Does not see movies on opening night, in case they are bad, thus loves spoilers.

Mnemosis wrote:It didn't not happen.

Can we break this down: It did not not happen?

I belive this is number 17 now

18) Bank Scrapbook

The bank scrapbook is under appreciated. Perhaps making a scrapbook about the history of the place you work is common in the midwest?

Wouldn't surprise me......

19) The Midwest

20) Hot 20 year old girlfriend, leading into
21) Hot 21 year old girlfriend

Silent K wrote:
10.

I should've known this would get posted. -_-

Ska wrote:

Silent K wrote:
10.
*Horrific picture of Jason Kerouac*

I should've known this would get posted. -_-

And he's all yours.

"What a lucky goyle!"

Ska wrote:

Silent K wrote:
10.

I should've known this would get posted. -_-

It was the only thing I could think of to get some sort of retribution.

Silent K wrote:

Ska wrote:

Silent K wrote:
10.

I should've known this would get posted. -_-

It was the only thing I could think of to get some sort of retribution.

ROFL!!!

This picture is now etched in my skull. Im gonna be thinking of this all fucken day now.