Just what I've always wanted!

A goal in my life has always been to make the first page when doing a google search for my name.


Matt Ashcraft seems to be a pretty popular name, but I've finally made it, thanks to being hilarious. And sexy. I'm like sixth down, and the first video on the video page. Awesome.


Anyways, who else is on the first page of google searches?

Just my twitter page comes up as #2. My dad is in the (local) news a lot more often and we have the same name... plus there's apparently a Dallas Caldwell Photography Business taking up most of those prime spots.

I don't exist if you google me. Just the way I like it.

MAYBE YOU DON'T EXIST AT ALL!


AHHHH!

Perhaps I don't, but if you google Sapphire Gypsy, I'm all OVER the place... just not the real me. I'm still trying to avoid contact with my paternal grandparents.

I'm number 3 thanks to my CAF page.

I happen to share a name with a British scam artist doctor, so I doesn't come up on Google using my real name. Then again, I use the name Captain Painway for everything from derby to writing. On the internet, I only exist under my real name on Facebook.

Thats funny since the Lisa McCarty at the top is an artist!

not only am i number 1 - i own the whole PAGE! bitch!


http://www.google.ca/search?q=ariel+obtinalla&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

The first Google Image search for "Goatt" is a picture of me dressed as the Riddler. Fucking. Awesome.

Oh my... a Google image search for Captain Painway brings up waaaay too many personal pictures, including pics of Jason and places where I've lived in the past (which have probably been linked to me through here.)

Silent K wrote:

Yeah, you better believe I Googled the fuck out of you when we first started dating. Good thing you were easy to find.

hahahaha

/stalker

All me.
http://www.google.com/search?source=ig&hl=en&rlz=&=&q=tomer+soiker&btnG=Google+Search&aq=f&oq=

I first appear on the bottom of the fifth page, with my review of the Lost finale for the site. There are apparently a lot of Ben Gilberts in the world, including a movie actor who hasn't had a role since 1995 and a Middle East correspondent for NPR.

A search for Debaser77, however, brings up my Twitter page as the first entry.