PoP! GI Joes

"No more, Big Boa! I beg of you, mercy!"
"You, who are without mercy, now plead for it, kangaroo? I thought you were made of sterner stuff!"

Joes

Kerouac - Codename: PoopDeck - Specialty: Rear Admiral, U.S.S. Jeph Loeb (Aircraft Carrier)

WonderWoman2.0 - Codename: Double Barrel - Specialty: Heavy Artillery, Seins Souples (jeep with mounted assault cannon)

Gavin - Codename: The American Daydream - Specialty: Drill Instructor

Denim - Codename: Juantanamo - Specialty: Warden, Levi-athan (floating prison)

GigaToast - Codename: BrainScat - Specialty: Weapon design; research and development.

Ska - Codename: Otaku - Specialty: Foreign Service Officer/diplomat.

Heytherejeffro - Codename: Waterworks - Specialty: Firefighter, boxer

Sapphire Gypsy - Codename: White Hot Frost - Specialty: Cold climate survival,Gypsy Queen (ice boat)

goatt - Codename: Moonshine - Specialty: Demolitions expert

Kenny - Codename: Thee Doctor - Specialty: MD and Mechanic

Jared - Codename: Doppler - Specialty: Radar Op

Spaced4SimonPeg - Codename: ReAnimator - Specialty: Sport-affiliated melee weapons, Headshots.

Superdoug - Codename: Swami - Spiritual instructor, contortionist

Mahoney - Codename: Clipshow - Specialty: Audio surveillance, El Whip (tricked out surveillance van)

flux336 - Codename: Chronicle - Specialty: Joe historian, scribe; Biblio-Tech(weaponized/armored vault/library)

ThunderMatts - Codename: Wisecracker - Specialty: Bombardier

Ben - Codename: Queue - Specialty: Video Surveillance

Shining Knight - Codename: the Mad Monk - Specialty: recon and retcon

Jerry Whitworth - Codename: Bearclaw - Specialty: arctic assault, Oktober Guard liason

Spider_Fan14 - Codename: Babyface - Specialty: Royal Canadian Mounted Police


Eco-Warriors

grneyedsngr - Codename: Double Rainbow - Specialty: Pararescue


Cobra

Painway - Codename: Sevenuv Nein - Specialty: Surveillance, Quad-Viper Pilot

Kerry - Codename: Crosswise - Specialty: Undercover Ops, Satina (drag car)

Spazzy - Codename: Ninetails - Specialty: Whipmaster

TENIME - Codename: No Not Zartan. No Not Mindbender Either. The Other Other Bald Guy - Specialty: Being mistaken for other bald white guys. Stabbing.

Lee - Codename: Cortex - Specialty: Intel, headbutts.

Gojiratoho - Codename: Davember - Specialty: Master of disguise.

Astro13Zombie - Codename: Professor Geist - Specialty: Paranormal research and weaponization.

Airwolf - Codename: NightStalker - Specialty: Covert Ops

Tripper McGee - Codename: Pusher - Specialty: Chemical warfare

ThaLastDragon - Codename: Splice - Specialty: Eugenics/Shak-Fu

Bramma-lama-ding-dong - Codename: Phlegm - Specialty: Germ warfare/Blunt weapons

Tito - Codename: Latino Heat - Specialty: Flamethrower



Joes/Cobra

Guzman - Codename: Sgt. Slumber - Specialty: Cobra sleeper agent that has infiltrated Joe high command.

krpykrwly - Codename: Photo Chopper - Specialty: Counterfeiting/Identity Change Service. Creeper Crawler (walking base)

(._Y_.) - Codename: Pimpslap - Specialty: Trains/controls a harem of femme fatale assassins-for-hire/All-girl hockey team


Dreadnoks

K-Nice - Codename: Sweatband - Specialty: Punk rock/Chinese water torture

Foxy - Codename: Peepshow - Specialty: Metal/Surveillance

potatojoe - Codename: Rattlehead - Specialty: Deathcore/Body modification & interrogation

D-Dubbs - Codename: Whippersnapper - Specialty: Ragtime/Walking

Rob - Codename: 8-Track - Specialty: Showtunes/Salvage

Batman25JM - Codename: Drake - Specialty: TV Theme songs/Reptile wrangler



Cobra La

Joshua - Codename: Mandusa - Specialty: Using his beautiful locks of hair as a deadly weapon

Kindlebrat - Codename: Neuterus - Specialty: Mutant animal wrangler/handler

Tony - Codename: Twilight - Specialty: Shimmering

LMAO! Eco-Warriors!

Dude! Awesome! I'm super stoked to be included, even though I've been mostly silent for so long. This is seriously awesome, I need to get on it and make a card, cause those things are the bees knees!

GigaToast wrote:

Heytherejeffro wrote:Can I just be this guy?

Spoiler:

LOL!!!!
He looks like he's about to backhand the shit out of that kangaroo! And it looks like it's begging for mercy.

GigaToast wrote:

Heytherejeffro wrote:Can I just be this guy?

Spoiler:

LOL!!!!
He looks like he's about to backhand the shit out of that kangaroo! And it looks like it's begging for mercy.

Cuz that's how I roll.

Heytherejeffro wrote:Can I just be this guy?

Spoiler:

Shit, I totally forgot you did Golden Gloves.
I edited your specialties to include boxing. Only as the secondary though.
It's not as great as your abiity to urinate on other people/things.

krpykrwly wrote:Joes
Spider_Fan14 - Codename: Babyface - Specialty: Royal Canadian Mounted Police

Yay, I'm a Joe!

Dude, the quote you chose is even funnier than the "Whip it out" I was going to put on mine.

superdoug wrote:I'm not terribly adept at writing my own bio. If someone has a better one, I'll amend it.

I've been working on cards for folks I've put up... just moving kind of slow.

sweet!

^
Fucking awesome,Krpy
Thank you.

Love the quote.

Astro13Zombie wrote:^
Fucking awesome,Krpy
Thank you.

Love the quote.

Awesome. Found that in the Walking Dead thread. Thought it fit so nicely, too.

Mnemosis wrote:
Dreadnoks

Batman25JM - Codename: Drake - Specialty: TV Theme songs/Reptile wrangler

I like it!

I edited the quote from dogs to snakes because, you know....

krpykrwly wrote:I've been working on cards for folks I've put up... just moving kind of slow.

That...is awesome. Rats off to ya, sir!


The quote made me laugh and scare my cat. Well done.

I fictionalized the Lee/Nicole relationship some.

Anyone wanna make a card for me. I would but most of all my picuters and picture editing software are all still on my old pc.

Wow. This is phenomenal. Well played, everyone!

Spider_Fan14 wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:Joes
Spider_Fan14 - Codename: Babyface - Specialty: Royal Canadian Mounted Police

Yay, I'm a Joe!

HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOUR QUOTE!

Holy crap. The ID are cards are amazing.

Mnemosis wrote:

Spider_Fan14 wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:Joes
Spider_Fan14 - Codename: Babyface - Specialty: Royal Canadian Mounted Police

Yay, I'm a Joe!

HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOUR QUOTE!

Thanks man. I wonder, do you think there's a custom card thing for Transformers, I remember the game back on WUMB.

Silent K wrote:
Gavin - Codename: The American Daydream - Specialty: Drill Instructor

this makes me wish i knew more about G.I. Joe