F***in' Tony Stark

Okay I been reading Invincible Ironman since that final issue with Obadiah Stane's kid. So far Tony, while on the run from HAMMER, has banged Maria Hill for some inane "i might just die" reason but has just recently also banged Pepper Potts like 4 issues later. WTF?!?!

Seriously, with his mind getting erased to protect the identities of hundreds if not thousands of registered super persons, why is he literally fucking around? Its been irksome watching him be on the run and still take the time out to screw Maria and Pepper, and they just go with it because...?

Are they banging him because they feel bad he is simultaneously one of the heroes who saved the world from the Skrulls and one of the assholes who gave them an in? Is it because he's going all Sling Blade meets Alzheimers? Someone explain this to me... and if any of you fuckers bring up Magic I will cut a bitch

I been loving this Arc but if he even attempts to bang Madame Masque next month I will refuse to pick this up anymore.

Dude. Tony's a notorious playboy that women have problems resisting.

There's one reason he's bedding all these lovely ladies and you have right in the title of this thread. . . he's FUCKING TONY STARK.

krpykrwly wrote:Dude. Tony's a notorious playboy that women have problems resisting.

There's one reason he's bedding all these lovely ladies and you have right in the title of this thread. . . he's FUCKING TONY STARK.

Good points. I think if he had a line up of women outside his door, it'd work with his story. :loL:

Yeah, that's just Tony being Tony. Wasn't there some scene with him and She-Hulk in bed and she pretty much calls him on it? I seem to remember this from somewhere, but recall which comic this was in?

She-Hulk #17, right before Civil War, I believe.

Well I don't like it. Although, oddly enough, I've never read a single comic of 616 Iron Man where he was drinking or whoring it up so maybe I be wearing rose colored contacts.

BlueMaxx wrote:She-Hulk #17, right before Civil War, I believe.

^ And THAT, folks, is a dedicated fan!

ha!

I recall couple of years ago Wizard did a flow chart of hook-ups done in the MU. Tony Stark was Playboy #1 and I think Wolverine came close.

Esbat wrote:Well I don't like it. Although, oddly enough, I've never read a single comic of 616 Iron Man where he was drinking or whoring it up so maybe I be wearing rose colored contacts.

Wow. So, you never read the 'Demon In A Bottle' story arc? I thought that storyline was Iron Man 101.

Along those lines, I know that they have the demon in a bottle in trade, but do they also have some of the old issues in trades yet? I kind of like the hard bound edition of things, so I would recommend going back and reading alot of the Bob Layton stuff Esbat This was what I grew up with in the 80's and it was some of the best series out there at the time. Even when Layton stopped inking and was just writing, it was good stuff(crappy artwork aside). So go forth and back to when Tony was just a player and not the playboy-chick magnet you've come to hate

You should be able to get some Masterworks or Essentials for the old stuff.

I would but I prefer reading Iredeemable Ant-Man and watch Eric o'Grady watch Ms. Marvel shower than watch Tony bone.

Alright man, but you are missing some great stories and art.

he's a man whore. whaddaya expect

Sex envy

Esbat wrote:I would but I prefer reading Iredeemable Ant-Man and watch Eric o'Grady watch Ms. Marvel shower than watch Tony bone.

The_Donster wrote:Alright man, but you are missing some great stories and art.

^ Ditto. Especially that issue where Tony is standing over his pool-sized bed with The Lady Liberators in it, including Valkyrie , and he leaps in the middle where She-Hulk is and yells, "TONY BONE!"

Classic issue. I think they're reprinting it in the back of a Marvel Divas ish to bring up sales. Wouldn't surprise me if it is in an Essentials or Marvel Masterworks, either.





















At least on of you just used a search engine to look up that story.

superdoug wrote:

Esbat wrote:Well I don't like it. Although, oddly enough, I've never read a single comic of 616 Iron Man where he was drinking or whoring it up so maybe I be wearing rose colored contacts.

Wow. So, you never read the 'Demon In A Bottle' story arc? I thought that storyline was Iron Man 101.

Actually it was in Iron Man # 120 to #128 and the only reason I know that is that I had Bob Layton sign a few of them at the Chicago Con.


profhaley

Hmm... Doug actually meant it's "Iron Man 101" as in "Psychology 101" or "Physics 101".

Spidey_82 wrote:Hmm... Doug actually meant it's "Iron Man 101" as in "Psychology 101" or "Physics 101".

My mistake!

profhaley