How?

How does one become a PoP contributor?

You find yourself walking down a darkened alley, your high heels click-clacking on the wet pavement, a half moon hangs in bleary skies. You feel a prickle on the nape of your neck and you turn your head only for your peripherals to catch a glimpse of a pair of silhouettes following you at a quickened pace. You speed up only for your click-clack to become a violent stumble. You brace for the inevitable and you hear pained cries behind you along with a shuffling of refuse and gravel.

You feel a strong hand grasp your shoulder and help you up, you turn and face the equally chiseled and grizzled features of one Lee Rodriguez. He asks you one question: "Do you babysit on weekends?"

You breathlessly whisper... "no."

"Fuck", he replies.

Your mind races and you sputter a question of your own, "How do I become a PoP! contributor?"

He laughs that scary laugh of his, which turns into a coughing fit. You pat him on the back but he waves you off.

"I'm serious, how do I contribute?"

"Just like how you get into Carnegie Hall..."

"What?"

"I don't know I was watching 'Last Action Hero' last night - I was drinking."

"Oh."

"Yeah, Smirnoff Ice will fuck a brutha up."

"So as to my question?"

"NINJA VANISH!"

Lee just stands there in front of you.

"Dude."

"Shhh, I've yet to sober up yet."

You sigh, and wait for a proper response.

It involves ritual humiliation and a whole lotta crying.

^

yeah believe me i'm trying that tact....

It's not about becoming a PoP! Contributor. It's about realizing you are one. Think about it.

saying i'm one doesn't make it so

It involves helping Richard Simmons lose his virginity.

is it sickening that I would do anything to be a pop star EVEN THAT....

Topcat wrote:It involves helping Richard Simmons lose his virginity.

Hence the tears.

Wow. NINJA VANISH!

Seriously, guys, thanks so much for all your support. We've always got an eye out for new peeps and it never hurts to ask.

playing the waiting game one day my ship will come

With the trauma caused to Ben and Matt, you must never inquire what is necessary to join us. But if you sure you want it, leave us your phone number.

*orders a new supply of lubricants*

Dude... stop lubing up the office phone. I practically threw the handset across the room the other day when I tried to order a pizza.

I think a better question is are there any roles, be it full or part time contributions, that y'all are looking to fill?

Currently? No. Esbat filled that slot nicely (heh heh). But in the future, who knows?

Eh... we need a janitor.

Sweet, I'll get a frog hat and a mop.

Joshua wrote:Sweet, I'll get a frog hat and a mop.

I'm hung like Tanuki Mario.

Thomas Jane?

I laughed joshua even if it was gonna be my gag

If yer gonna let Josh come over & be yer j!zz mop technician, I'm sure you can find something for me to do...

I could come over & lay some carpet, if you know what I mean...

("Boy, those corners are tricky!")

Or buff your lobby, if you know what I mean...

("Ahhhh! Oh, I can't do this shit!")

Hm. Maybe I should to stick to something I already know.

I could walk your dogs, if you know what I mean...

(I'll shave 'em all down & dye them different colors. An' I'm talkin' four-legged, not tube-snakes, you pervs. Altho' come to think of it, watching you guys wake up lookin' all Dr. Manhattan would be a fuckin' riot... S'cuse me. I gotta go write some stuff down on my "to do" list...)

I feel a sexy party coming on (well with my new sig who wouldn't right?!?)

<laughing>

Your new sig IS a sexy party!

a sexy pool party