Ha HA! I win....HOLY CRAP!!!!

Paper always wins for me.

I find that "punch to the nuts" works for me, every time.

^ I find kicking the guys ass who wimps out and instantly goes for balls in a fight works best for me.

Did someone piss in your cornflakes this morning?

^ No, I'm just going with the unofficial rule of a fight. Heh.

Nothing wrong with going for the balls, no rules in a fight!

First rule of fight club....you can punch them in the balls.
Second rule of fight club...don't cry like a bitch when you get punched in the balls.

His name was Robert Paulson.

I win

I don't need to rochambeau; I've got pointy elbows and I'm not afraid to use them!

I win.

FroZen wrote:
His name was Robert Paulson.

And he had Bitch Tits.

Debaser77 wrote:

FroZen wrote:
His name was Robert Paulson.

And he had Bitch Tits.

and he had no balls...to punch at.

Speaking of balls...

That was yet ANOTHER thing that pissed me off in RotF.

"Alien scrotum." [or whatever it was]

WAY unnecessary, & not even funny.

These script writers wouldn't know funny if it slithered up their butts!

How did rock, papers, scissors become a cock kicking discussion.

Also, FroZen, I think that was a rule of fight club.

BlueMaxx wrote:How did rock, papers, scissors become a cock kicking discussion.

You're welcome.

BlueMaxx wrote:How did rock, papers, scissors become a cock kicking discussion.

Also, FroZen, I think that was a rule of fight club.

What rule of fight club...I know not what you speak of...

I thought Tyler said no jewelry and stuff, and then mentioned about the balls...ya?

Um..hello....first rule of fight club...DON'T TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!!!!!

second rule....look over there a three headed monkey

*kick to the stones*

BlueMaxx wrote:I thought Tyler said no jewelry and stuff, and then mentioned about the balls...ya?

1st RULE: You do not talk about FIGHT CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about FIGHT CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the fight is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a fight.

5th RULE: One fight at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: Fights will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at FIGHT CLUB, you HAVE to fight.


Balls are fair game.

Topcat wrote:Speaking of balls...

That was yet ANOTHER thing that pissed me off in RotF.

"Alien scrotum." [or whatever it was]

WAY unnecessary, & not even funny.

These script writers wouldn't know funny if it slithered up their butts!

You know it's a shitty movie when it's shittiness invades other threads.

^ Hey, I like Fight Club. Just because Palahniuk went mainstream with this movie, doesn't mean you can hate on him, you dirty hipster! Thought I'd pull out of the not-cool-that-hurt bag.

BlueMaxx wrote:^ Hey, I like Fight Club. Just because Palahniuk went mainstream with this movie, doesn't mean you can hate on him, you dirty hipster! Thought I'd pull out of the not-cool-that-hurt bag.

Psst...he was talking about Transformers.

Oh...well...shut up! Ya, that's right.