If you were a Disney theme park ride....

Esbat has decided that POPcon would be like Disneyland but with hookers. This turned into who would rule what "lands", inevitably landing at "who would be what ride?"

Lee takes the castle, while Esbat claims he'd be the Haunted Mansion (of course he would love to cuddle up and ride next to you).

Get voting. XD

Pffft.......I would be the haunted mansion.

The castle's not a ride! I'd say Lee would be Splash Mountain or Tom Sawyer's Island, because of his southern sensibilities.

I call Carousel of Progress, beetches!

I am soooo 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea. I love to swim, and it's the ONLY ride I remember from my trip as a six year old, cause it was amazing.

Lee can be Mr. Toad's Wild Ride. XD

Astro, you'd be Twilight Zone's Tower of Terror.

Ska wrote:Astro, you'd be Twilight Zone's Tower of Terror.

Lewisblackissabertooth has to be the Mad Tea Party.....for his own personal reasons. X_X

I...have no idea what ride I would be. I haven't been to a Disney park in about thirty-five years.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's popular and cheap!

superdoug wrote:I...have no idea what ride I would be. I haven't been to a Disney park in about thirty-five years.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's popular and cheap!

Alright Teacups, calm down.

Esbat is Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Why do I want to say Country Bear Jamboree for Doug?

I'd rather be the Moon Ride from Futurama:

We're whalers on the moon,
We carry a harpoon.
But there ain't no whales
So we tell tall tales
And sing our whaling tune.

Silent K wrote:
I call Carousel of Progress, beetches!

This is why I love and hate you.

I would love to say something cool like everest....

but i'm most likely its a small world

Never been. Don't know the rides.

Brian Posehn: "Mhrrr."

I'd be MGM studios...I think.

FroZen wrote:I'd be MGM studios...I think.

...that's not a ride.

FroZen wrote:I'd be MGM studios...I think.

So...you'd advertise yourself as a ride, and then just turn out to be a boring behind-the-scenes tour?


Don't oversell yourself or anything!

superdoug wrote:

FroZen wrote:I'd be MGM studios...I think.

So...you'd advertise yourself as a ride, and then just turn out to be a boring behind-the-scenes tour?


Don't oversell yourself or anything!

To be fair, the few good rides MGM has are pretty awesome, i.e. Star Tours, Muppet Vision 3-D, Tower of Terror

superdoug wrote:I...have no idea what ride I would be. I haven't been to a Disney park in about thirty-five years.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's popular and cheap!

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! Now with 99% less Carribean.

Esbat wrote:

superdoug wrote:I...have no idea what ride I would be. I haven't been to a Disney park in about thirty-five years.

Whatever it is, I'm sure it's popular and cheap!

Alright Teacups, calm down.

Wow. Win. You shame me.

Silent K wrote:Esbat is Mr. Toad's Wild Ride.

Why do I want to say Country Bear Jamboree for Lee?

Fixed.

Muppet Vision for Joshua.

The Japan pavilion at Epcot for Ska.

Everest for Frozen (get it?)

Tommorrowland Speedway for Kerouac (after the car problems)

The Tommorrowland Transit Authority for Shiny

Stich's Alien Encounter for Blue Maxx

The more I think about the Carousel of Progress for Knize, the more sense it makes. I could ride that thing forever!

I can honestly say that I've never been to Disney or any other amusement park for that matter. So I'm more or less grasping at straws for this one.

Silent K wrote:
Everest for Frozen (get it?)

Because you want to mount him?

Silent K wrote:
The Japan pavilion at Epcot for Ska.

I went to Disney World when I was 6 and I don't remember shit. I went again when I was 13 and didn't even get to go to Epcot.

This saddens me.