We need to all be able to survive a velociraptor attack

Hey Popers, this made me laugh

its sort of like surviving a zombie attack, but more dangerous because they are raptors... haha here is the site

http://www.velociraptors.info/#


enjoy

See...I can deal with Zombies. With Raptors, I'm straight fucked.

all you need are door knobs, door handles=raptors in the kitchen...

shark6495 wrote:all you need are door knobs, door handles=raptors in the kitchen...

Uh uh, they're prepared for that too

shark6495 wrote:all you need are door knobs, door handles=raptors in the kitchen...

Ya but they will figure out how to open them...I know they will...were screwed

total nerd moment but in my old room, back at the parental's place, i have a picture of wolverine tearing apart some purple costumed dude, and this picture of a raptor....


The fiance wont let me bring it to the apartment till we get a home/townhouse... then it will go to the basement. I say its a victory though

Man, if we could capture at least one raptor, it would help us so much against zombies.

Ha! Just found this.

Sounds like XKCD is starting to get to some people.

You've always got to keep an eye on those Raptors!

I'm pretty sure I could outrun one if I had to!

Nymn wrote:I'm pretty sure I could outrun one if I had to!

My plan wouldn't be to outrun the raptors...I'd just have to outrun you.

and then there were more...

Raptors can run 40 MPH. And that's not to say they haven't hotwired a car, you know?

Silent K wrote:With Raptors, I'm straight fucked.

Knize in 2010!

FroZen wrote:

Nymn wrote:I'm pretty sure I could outrun one if I had to!

My plan wouldn't be to outrun the raptors...I'd just have to outrun you.

I'm quick and nimble! 40 MPH? I'll run 41!

Man, the people in Jurassic park were fucking morons.

"Hey, lets resurrect a species that was as smart as a dolphin, ran at cheetah speeds, had razors on its feet, and hunted in packs. Nothing could possibly go wrong."

That was kind of the moral of the story, the arrogance of man and how we think we can control everything.

I know. But still, damn...

I don't understand why they didn't exterminate the dilophosaurus as soon as they learned that little em-effer had range. It'd be like going to a zoo where bears have rifles.

Joshua wrote:It'd be like going to a zoo where bears have rifles.

HA!

Just remember you don't have to faster than the raptor...just faster than the person next to you

Y'know theres only one thing that can deal with any kind of dinosaur....



there can't fault that logic can you?

course you and the whole world would die as well which is kind of a drawback

^ Any chance to post that vid. Plus, wouldn't be more prudent if it was a vid of a characer casting meteor?

As for those spittersaurs, they should've have stopped production after they ate the mailman from Seinfeld. Twas a sad day.

who designed the park? thats what i want to know... who ever built the park did this thinking... so the only way on and off of the island is either, this one heli-pad, or one boat dock. So we will put those things on the other side of the island, you know like clear across the island. So you have to go through the whole park just to get off, and make sure you pass through the dangerous areas of the park, no worries. oh and the maintenance shed? we put the directly next to the velociraptor pad. Yea we dont know why we have them, no one can see them but hey we have them. yeah they are in this small confined space, but we can monitor them because they are next to the maintenance shed. and in that shed is where we will have to go if all the power is shut off at the park..... bad planning lol