Crank 2: Electric Boogaloo

Wait... that's not the title...

It doesn't matter what the fucking title is. See this movie. See this movie or Jason Statham will tear your wife in half. Don't have a wife? You don't want to know what he'll do instead.

Crank 2 is the single most beautiful film I have ever seen, and I consider myself quite the connoisseur. The movie excels in delivering it's one simple message: Don't fuck with Statham.

THis thread has nearly gotten you banned my friend. Crank was crap. Crank 2 is ALMOST asinine enough to be ironically good. Almost.

I thoroughly enjoyed Crank. I don't know if I'll go to theatres to see the second one, but it'll probably be fun.

As for ironically good, I'd be fine with that. I'm already starting to get that ironically cool vibe like Chuck Norris. Hope it doesn't happen, but it might. Arnold had it happen, but doesn't mean a good few of his flicks aren't great and worth seeing.

Its on the page blacklist alongside dragon ball

I just do not see how Jason statham gets more acting jobs hes bloody terrible well he has one fan in the page house as my sister inexplicably loves his movies

i saw this preview 3 times this weekend. Each time...I died a little inside.

I can't wait to see it. I got my movie money set aside to see it this weekend.

I will not see this on a plane, I will not see this on a train, I will not watch this on TV, I will not watch this on DVD.

i hated the first one so i will pass on this one

There is nothing worse in life (including all the wars) than people who think calling sequels electric boogaloo is funny. That "joke" is so overplayed it answers to Halo.

Thundermatts wrote:There is nothing worse in life (including all the wars) than people who think calling sequels electric boogaloo is funny. That "joke" is so overplayed it answers to Halo.

And yet neither of those are as overplayed as your face.

Booooooo.

Back atcha, dickcheese.

Thundermatts wrote:Booooooo.

Gandicles wrote:Back atcha, dickcheese.

I could just eat you two up... and charge 20 large apiece.

Be careful, I'm spicy! Like good nachos and hilarity.

Thundermatts wrote:Be careful, I'm spicy! Like good nachos and hilarity.

*goes to Ask A Gay GUy thread to find out how one becomes spicy*

Hot pants mostly.




mostly

Thundermatts wrote:Hot pants mostly.




mostly

Never took you for a "Robin" guy

I'll be Robbin' dat ass.


Of it's virginity