The Next Batman movie has a trailer

I have to admit, I'm intrigued:

Okay...where do I go to purchase this, and why haven't they charged my credit card yet?

Moments into it, my dick ran and hid like Scooby Doo, because it KNOWS it's going to get punished.

I hope they do the BAMs and POWs in the middle of the rough sex. I don't think I've ever laughed during an orgasm before, but I think I would enjoy it.

Holy hell, how did they get the rights to make this? Think I'll be hitting up my local Adult Novelty store this weekend.

It's called "Parody".

Did some digging; looks like it's being released on May 24th.
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/100426-Batman-XXX-A-Surprisingly-Faithful-Porn-Parody

My favorite part of that article?

I will say, the part with the man staring at the red phone really has me wondering if it ever rings or not. I hope so, and then I hope someone gets f****d.

Silent K wrote:It's called "Parody".

Pornography falls under different parody rules (hence Debbie Does Dallas was sued by the Dallas Cowboys franchise). That and DC are pricks anyway (Twisted Toyfare Theater). We all need to buy this the day it comes out before it gets yanked.

Oh...something's getting yanked...

That actully looks really well made. I see a growing intrest in this kind of porn. I sense alot of excitement as well a sense of satisfaction with it as well. The costumes and sets look real tight and looks like the folks involved with making it handled it well.

It would be weird to "enjoy" Batman in this way. I'm not sure what to do

prescribeddrone wrote:It would be weird to "enjoy" Batman in this way. I'm not sure what to do

I think after seeing Batgirl and Catwoman you can get a grasp on exactly what to enjoy.

Denim wrote:

prescribeddrone wrote:It would be weird to "enjoy" Batman in this way. I'm not sure what to do

I think after seeing Batgirl and Catwoman you can get a grasp on exactly what to enjoy.

But then seeing them as drawings would be... I don't know. I don't want to start popping boners each time I see Catwoman or Batgirl in the comics. But I'd probably download this either way.

prescribeddrone wrote:It would be weird to "enjoy" Batman in this way. I'm not sure what to do

Im in the same boat... but I'll watch it anyhow. It looks pretty awesome

RIV posted this a couple months back. I've yet to see a "Not...XXX" parodies. I'm disappointed in myself. This may be the one, though. Heh.
Couldn't find the pics of the ladies in the movies, but here they are dressed as others...

http://www.batmanytb.com/news.php?readmore=1086

This is how I look at it: I like Batman and I like orgasms. It was only a matter of time before the two joined forces.

Joshua wrote:This is how I look at it: I like Batman and I like orgasms. It was only a matter of time before the two joined forces.

That sounds SO wrong, but SO right at the same time.

I wonder if this will be a separate film, then?

I'll definitely keep my eye out for this when it comes out.

That film looks awesome!

If you're interested in this, I highly recommend ordering through AdamandEve.com and using coupon code: POP

I placed my order late Monday night and received it in the mail today. For $13 and some change I got:
-Batman XXX DVD
-EDEN DVD
-Sunshine Highway DVD
-Kayden's Krossfire DVD
-Mr. Thick Dick penis enlarging cream

Cheap shit AND speedy delivery? Yes plz.

We need to write a Mr. Thick Dick jingle...

A review of the movie by yours truly. - We have a main site, too.

And a contest where you can win a copy for FREE!

I just finished my inaugural viewing. Some thoughts:

-Evan Stone knocked it out of the park as The Riddler. I've often wondered what it would be like if Frank Gorshin was a sexual deviant; now I know. Mr. Stone also choreographed the fight scene. Way to go Evan!

-Dale Dabone is impressive as he channels Adam West. His timing was dead-on.

-I have a new appreciation for Batgirl. Seriously, this is how fetishes are born. The Batgirl/Robin scene is easily the best one. I wanted to hold up a Lexi Belle foam finger with my spare hand.

-The music is great! The muted horns were a really nice touch and it was refreshing not to get some run of the mill porn music. I did notice that there was a musical cue that was surprisingly similar to some music from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. I have no idea if it was intentional, but the likeness is uncanny.

-Axel Braun needs a new sound mixer. I've watched very little professional porn, so maybe I just don't know how it's supposed to be done, but the audio levels on this thing were all over the place.

-I won't lie, I was a little disappointed to learn that the Joker's penis wasn't chalk white.

Joshua wrote:
-I won't lie, I was a little disappointed to learn that the Joker's penis wasn't chalk white.

FUCK! SPOILER!