Official Newborn Cat Thread!

Preface:

The concrete paver manufacturing facility at which I work is overrun with cats



Story:

A machine operator was cleaning out a concrete dump hopper when he found this.





He also found two dead ones.

We tried to set it down near its mother, but she just sniffed it and left the crying kitten alone.

We kept it warm until we could hand it off to the lunch truck vendor who rescues cats.

Just thought I'd share...

Joshua, feel free to turn this thread into a gun rights discussion.

Cute kitten, but why do you all have so many cats there?

I think it's funny that the place there is akin to a cat brothel.

This thread demands lolcat pictures now.

Justin wrote:
Joshua, feel free to turn this thread into a gun rights discussion.

Hey assbutt, I'm not the one that brought it up in the bird thread. Now go fuck yourself.

Do you know what y'all need? What you need is a fatty boom batty blunt. Seriously y'all, let's just breath easy. I could have sworn someone said this thread needed lolcat pictures anyways.

* sparks fatty* cats r funny...ha ha ha

Now, let's breathe easy, boys.

Joshua, you're much better at barbs than "go fuck yourself"...and that phrase is very "personal". Try again.

I did like "Assbutt", however.

superdoug wrote:

ThatJennaGirl, we hardly knew ye.

Here's one of our cat.

I can haz a lot .

mmm orihime....

and that is my contribution to this thread

Update:

The rescued cat died yesterday.

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:

ThatJennaGirl, we hardly knew ye.

Dude, doesn't that make you die inside a little?

I know I'm bummed out now.

Justin wrote:Update:

The rescued cat died yesterday.

And now, I'm even more sad. Poor baby.

deadbolt85 wrote:

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:

ThatJennaGirl, we hardly knew ye.

Dude, doesn't that make you die inside a little?

I know I'm bummed out now.

:huh

*Confusion was super-effective* In other words, exposition, please.

That's too bad about the kitten. I've got a cat (that'll prolly out live me...little bitch) that is not at all a friendly to people (other than my wife, my son, and I )my friends have dubbed her "Churchhill" from Pet Sematary. I should get her good and worked up and take a pic to post. That shit is scary.