"Dear Girls Above Me"

Just discovered this on Twitter. Guy's pretty funny.
"Two annoying girls moved into the apartment above me.
I'm forced to hear every dumb thing they say.
These are my letters to them."

http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/page/15

Jan. 5th
Dear Girls Above Me,

No you can’t go on The Biggest Loser wearing a fat suit & win by “popping the suit during weigh-in.”

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Feb. 4th
Dear Girls Above Me,

I don’t believe you can sue Tivo for just “wanting to pause live TV” when you were 6 years old.

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April 16th
Dear Girls Above Me,

“No, Daddy, tell them WIRE transfer. The whole point is so I dont have to go into the bank.” You’re dad seems like a REAL asshole.
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Jun. 25th
Dear Girls Above Me,

“I cant help it, a bad boy on a bike totally turns me on.” You know where I live.


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Jun. 30th
Dear Girls Above Me,

“Claire, you lost your virginity to a Jewel song!?” Don’t feel bad, my special moment was to the first 31 seconds of Big Pimpin’.

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July 15th
Dear Girls Above Me,

“I really want a penis just for a day. All I would do is flop it around.” Sorry, did you say something? Was busy slapping my dick.

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July 21st
Dear Girls Above Me,

“Guys don’t understand that we wear thongs cause they’re hot AND comfy.” I’m beginning to understand.


http://www.deargirlsaboveme.com/

i just read a few pages - funny shit man!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I just read all the archives. If it's real, it's hysterical and if it's fake, it's brilliant.

Gojiratoho wrote:I just read all the archives. If it's real, it's hysterical and if it's fake, it's brilliant.

I did consider this, but that video of him delivering the pillow and dancing to their loud music helps to validate his living "condition" a little. But yes, pretty clever if it is just a gag.

Hahaha, this is great! I do not miss apartment living!

Fantastic!!

Where were the videos? I only saw a few pics attached to the tweets.

Funny stuff. And like others said I don't miss apartment life.

Gojiratoho wrote:Where were the videos? I only saw a few pics attached to the tweets.

You tube

I wonder if the girls will ever find out they're famous?

This is like Shit My Dad Says only instead of a grumpy dad we get two stupid air heads.

Fantastic! That's going in the Favorites list.

This one was my favorite

"Dear Girls Above Me,
Your friend who whistles when she talks isn’t allowed over anymore. She is confusing the hell out of my dog."

This one is great too

"Dear Girls Above Me,
Just because a guy looked at you funny on the street, doesn’t mean you’re living in The Truman Show."

^ I remember those ones well, too. So much great dumbness that leaks through his ceiling. But, instead of getting angry all the time, he became a bucket. :P