Jason Kerouac is GOD

ROFLMMFAOSHIH

Goatt and I have begun drafting the 10 Kerouacments.

1. Thou shalt vest.
2.

Thou shalt honor thy banker.

Thou shalt shit with thy bathroom door open

Thou shalt brag about thou 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend

Thou shalt pre-order PoP!ulation Shirt/DVD combo pack.

Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own's distressed bowels.

krpykrwly wrote:Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own's distressed bowels.

OH MY GOD!..........lol i think by just looking at that image - i have securd my one way ticket to hell (that and touching little girls at the sunday mass but thats it)

Ariel, you are so terrible sometimes.

krpykrwly wrote:Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own's distressed bowels.

This makes the think the collection plate of the Church of Kerouacology should be a big blue bucket.

krpykrwly wrote:Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: For thou art with me.

This picture should have been on one of the posters for the counter protest at SDCC

"Your God has a Hammer? My God has Bank Stories"

Foxy wrote:Ariel, you are so terrible sometimes.

1. Thou shalt vest
2. Thou shalt honor thy Banker
3. Thou shalt shit with thy bathroom door open
4. Thou shalt brag about thy 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend
5. Thou shalt pre-order PoP!ulation Shirt/DVD combo pack
6. Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own bowel distress
7. Thou shalt love and honor thy neighbor.....but with church tongue, not porno tongue

Thank Kerouac I have no interest in ever being involved with politics...

Foxy wrote:Ariel, you are so terrible sometimes.

.............well at least i got over the little boys

Thou shalt put no other artist before Mark Brooks.

Thou shalt hold the sacrament with Venom, for it is unto His blood

krpykrwly wrote:

You are a skilled and disturbing individual!

Gojiratoho wrote:1. Thou shalt vest
2. Thou shalt honor thy Banker
3. Thou shalt shit with thy bathroom door open
4. Thou shalt brag about thy 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend
5. Thou shalt pre-order PoP!ulation Shirt/DVD combo pack
6. Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own bowel distress
7. Thou shalt love and honor thy neighbor.....but with church tongue, not porno tongue
8. Thou shalt put no other artist before Mark Brooks.
9. Thou shalt hold the sacrament with Venom, for it is unto His blood

Wow. Just wow. We're one away guys... make it a doosie!

TENIME_art wrote:Thank Kerouac I have no interest in ever being involved with politics...

HA! Though, to be fair, by the year 2050, only a Mel Gibson level of Internet chicanery will bar you from politics, because lets be honest... who among our generation DOESN'T have incriminating pictures/videos/quotes floating around the Internet.

1. Thou shalt vest
2. Thou shalt honor thy Banker
3. Thou shalt shit with thy bathroom door open
4. Thou shalt brag about thy 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend
5. Thou shalt pre-order PoP!ulation Shirt/DVD combo pack
6. Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own bowel distress
7. Thou shalt love and honor thy neighbor.....but with church tongue, not porno tongue
8. Thou shalt put no other artist before Mark Brooks.
9. Thou shalt hold the sacrament with Venom, for it is unto His blood

10. Thou shalt quit the PoP!cast when balls hath been busted

O-HO! I like it.

But methinks #5 needs to go. While important, it isn't really something that will ring true in a year or so. I submit...

Thou shalt consume thy Hot 'n' Ready, even if the show has begun

dmahoney wrote:

10. Thou shalt quit the PoP!cast when balls hath been busted

I really have to listen to that show again to see where he left.

1. Thou shalt vest
2. Thou shalt honor thy Banker
3. Thou shalt shit with thy bathroom door open
4. Thou shalt brag about thy 21 year old cosplaying girlfriend
5. Thou shalt runneth away from thy annoyances...slappin thy ass.
6. Thou shalt spread the gospel of thine own bowel distress
7. Thou shalt love and honor thy neighbor.....but with church tongue, not porno tongue
8. Thou shalt put no other artist before Mark Brooks.
9. Thou shalt hold the sacrament with Venom, for it is unto His blood
10. Thou shalt quit the PoP!cast when balls hath been busted

Fixed.

I kind of hate myself for not referencing banana bread or the hatred of awesome things, like fireworks and Muppet movies.

Who says there can only be 10?

(Yeah, I know, I said it, but I take it back)

"10 And on the 8th day, after the world and the skies and the seas and the cosmos had been expelled from His most holiest of Bowels, man did rejoice. In his exuberance and joy, man did create such awesomeness to celebrate their Lord, in the form of fireworks and Muppets. But yea, the Lord did shun them and cast a baleful eye upon them. He rent their cities unto pillars of salt, and damned their tongues to speak differently to punish them for their arrogance. And low, so did the nations of the world separate and man was divided from his brother.

11 But the Lord twas a forgiving Lord, and from the Heavens, to all man, he bestowed upon them the gift of Venom and Banana Bread. "Drink this" he spoke "for it is the blood of my blood. Eat this, for it is the body of my body. Also, both are tasty and yummy, and that Venom let me create the world and all the Heavens in but 7 days...do you have any idea just how big that shit is? Epic! that's how big." And man did rejoice again, in all his tongues.