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...on the trip back from the Comic Shop.
So I went to the comic shop Today like I do every week (cause I'm a nerd). Picked up some really good reads. Adventure Comics #1 and New Avengers #57, ASM #606 was a fun read, nothing more...ANYWAYS....
I went to McDonalds for some lunch, drive through I went to pay, give the guy my credit card and he's holding it and calls his buddy over and they are now talking to each other in spanish and looking over to my right. I'm like "huh" thinking is my fly open or something? look over and on the curb is sitting a very attractive young woman. I look back, he still hasn't swiped my card yet (that's what she said) and I'm getting a little hungry. So I say. "Yo...kinda hungry here." He looks at me annoyed, swipes the card and hands me the receipt and I pull up to the next window to get my food.
I know right...so sorry for making you do YOUR JOB. You can sit and look at pretty girls all day, really don't give a fuck, but do your job as well. As I'm getting my food I notice a guy dressed as (I shit you not) Fred from Scooby Doo. Along side is another girl dressed like a hippie. I thought it was pretty cool and they run towards the girl that is sitting on the curb with their lunch. I look in my rear view mirror and the douch bag is now leaning out the window trying to get her number. WHILE PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO PAY FOR THEIR FOOD!
THAT'S IT! But what can I do right, talk to the manager? What good will that do? Figured it was better then nothing, so I parked to go see the manager, but then I remember....hey, lookie what I left in the trunk of my car..MY SPIDER-MAN COSTUME! IDEA!!! Grab it, go into McDonalds to change in the restroom. Walk outside towards where the two girls and Fred Cosplayer are sitting and it just starts.
"OH MY GOD!!! SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!" The funny part is when the girl was about to go see the horney douchebag...she made a 360 degree turn when she saw me!!!
So I chatted with them and told him I just came from the comic shop, was in the area...blah blah blah, and convinced them to sit on the other side of the building, they agreed and walked over there, WHERE THE DRIVE THOUGH GUY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM! His face was priceless, like I completely COCKBLOCKED HIS ASS. He leaned out the window, saying "Hey Spidey...come on." Which I replied..."Everybody gets one."
Walked back into the McDonalds, changed back, then complained to the manager. Justice has been served. I think I did the right thing, because after I convinced the girls to move to the other side of the building...horns were honking and people were sticking their hands out the window shouting "YYAAYYYY!!!"
Anyways this thread dedicated to any spur of the moment stories you wish to share...he Joshua, didn't you say you had a crazy weekend?
So I went to the comic shop Today like I do every week (cause I'm a nerd). Picked up some really good reads. Adventure Comics #1 and New Avengers #57, ASM #606 was a fun read, nothing more...ANYWAYS....
I went to McDonalds for some lunch, drive through I went to pay, give the guy my credit card and he's holding it and calls his buddy over and they are now talking to each other in spanish and looking over to my right. I'm like "huh" thinking is my fly open or something? look over and on the curb is sitting a very attractive young woman. I look back, he still hasn't swiped my card yet (that's what she said) and I'm getting a little hungry. So I say. "Yo...kinda hungry here." He looks at me annoyed, swipes the card and hands me the receipt and I pull up to the next window to get my food.
I know right...so sorry for making you do YOUR JOB. You can sit and look at pretty girls all day, really don't give a fuck, but do your job as well. As I'm getting my food I notice a guy dressed as (I shit you not) Fred from Scooby Doo. Along side is another girl dressed like a hippie. I thought it was pretty cool and they run towards the girl that is sitting on the curb with their lunch. I look in my rear view mirror and the douch bag is now leaning out the window trying to get her number. WHILE PEOPLE ARE WAITING TO PAY FOR THEIR FOOD!
THAT'S IT! But what can I do right, talk to the manager? What good will that do? Figured it was better then nothing, so I parked to go see the manager, but then I remember....hey, lookie what I left in the trunk of my car..MY SPIDER-MAN COSTUME! IDEA!!! Grab it, go into McDonalds to change in the restroom. Walk outside towards where the two girls and Fred Cosplayer are sitting and it just starts.
"OH MY GOD!!! SPIDER-MAN!!!!!!" The funny part is when the girl was about to go see the horney douchebag...she made a 360 degree turn when she saw me!!!
So I chatted with them and told him I just came from the comic shop, was in the area...blah blah blah, and convinced them to sit on the other side of the building, they agreed and walked over there, WHERE THE DRIVE THOUGH GUY WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE THEM! His face was priceless, like I completely COCKBLOCKED HIS ASS. He leaned out the window, saying "Hey Spidey...come on." Which I replied..."Everybody gets one."Walked back into the McDonalds, changed back, then complained to the manager. Justice has been served. I think I did the right thing, because after I convinced the girls to move to the other side of the building...horns were honking and people were sticking their hands out the window shouting "YYAAYYYY!!!"
Anyways this thread dedicated to any spur of the moment stories you wish to share...he Joshua, didn't you say you had a crazy weekend?
