Wish Granted!

granted but you get sun burn due the sun always being out and you get skin cancer and die.

i wish magic powers.

Wish granted. I make a sparkly display as I grant your wish, which paradoxically is your wish--magic.

I wish for a 100 Grand candy bar.

BlueMaxx wrote:Wish granted. I make a sparkly display as I grant your wish, which paradoxically is your wish--magic.

I wish for a 100 Grand candy bar.

granted, but it's the 1st one ever manufatured from 1966. and just a tad stale

i wish esbat would be on the pop!cast tonight

Granted but all he talks about are powergirl's boobs


i wish that was bullet proof.

Wish wasted. Power Girl's boobs are bulletproof.

I wish for a spoon.

granted but its a cursed spoon.

i wish for pie.

Granted. But it is the pie from the movie Thinner.

I wish that I could be The Tick.

BlueMaxx wrote:Granted. But it is the pie from the movie Thinner.

I wish that I could be The Tick.

Granted but your not the real tick your snot clone tick.


i wish that edward cullen would die painfully.

Granted! Your bodies are sewn together and Edward dies of bone cancer and then you die from infection due to being attached to his rotting corpse.

I wish I had a big bowl of Reese cup minis.

Wish gran....computer shutdown error...error...error....



i wish the cake wasn't a lie!

*Ignores the last wish while believing it was the reason of the corruption of this thread*

I wish Spider-Man 3 was actually as good as the first two or even better.

wish granted, but only because but the Dark Knight would never break any records


I wish to get accepted into grad school

Wish Granted, but it's the University of Phoenix.

I wish I had a new Camaro.

^ Granted.


I wish I had the game Dante's Inferno, including the prelude movie, which I had to watch my brother get during his b-day earlier this evening.

Granted.

But apparently the game sucks, so you now, theres that.

I wish I could ice skate.

granted but this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs_d8bHn4QA
(he survived no worries)

I wish the snow would stop falling

shark6495 wrote:granted but this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs_d8bHn4QA
(he survived no worries)

HOLY SHIT! That's real horror-show, o my brothers.

shark6495 wrote:I wish the snow would stop falling

Granted. The snow stops in mid-air and clogs the lower atmoshere with low visibility and extreme cold.

I wish for an around-the-world ticket to plane that can never have an accident.

Done, but your luggage winds up incinerated in Cairo.

Oh, I wish, I wish I hadn't stepped on that fish.

Granted...you stepped on a bear trap

I wish I could read minds

Granted, but you can only read Esbats mind.



I wish i was a little bit taller.

granted you have a pair of two inch tumors on the bottom of your feet


I wish My lint roller worked better

Granted. Your lint roller works so good that it actually removes the fabric leaving you naked.

I wish Pot was legal.

granted, but the government taxes it so much a pack of joints costs 3,088 dollars



I wish i could run super fast

Granted but you can never stop running

I wish Olivia Munn would show up at my door naked.

Granted, but she talks the whole time.


I wish the USA would win every gold medal in the olympics.