Wish Granted!

BlueMaxx wrote:Granted, but it jams all the time...and, while trying to shake one loose, the machine falls on you. (Sorry, but T-Matts has started a trend with every wish ending with a death. )

I wish for the cure to all diseases.

blue halo wrote:I grant you your time machine, but it gets stuck on Forward, and you end up travelling 10,000 years into the future, and get eaten by Morlocks.

I wish for a threesome with gorgeous twins.

BlueMaxx wrote:Wish granted. Before you can bite into it, Zombie Mamma Cass attacks you for the sandwich, eating your brains in the midst of the struggle.

I wish I could become more powerful than any Jedi has ever dreamed of, and all for you, the next poster.

Thundermatts wrote:Granted. She talks the whole time.


I wish for peace on earth

Mnemosis wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, the Skittles fall from the sky at such a velocity that many are killed, and there's literally billions of dollars of property damage. Oh, and they're those shitty chocolate Skittles.

I wish I was in Indianapolis.

Mnemosis wrote:Wish granted. Your intangibility allows you to walk through walls, but it also means gravity's pull has no hold on you, and as the Earth moves through space, you're left behind drifting in the cold vacuum.

I wish Knize would get some in 2010.

Mnemosis wrote:Granted, but it's only because you stepped into a teleporter and your genes were spliced with those of a fly.

Granted... at the end of every day, just before bed, time skips ahead to the beginning of the next day, never granting you a chance to sleep.

I wish our wishes really did get granted.

kidspider2099 wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:Granted, but it's only because you stepped into a teleporter and your genes were spliced with those of a fly.

Granted... at the end of every day, just before bed, time skips ahead to the beginning of the next day, never granting you a chance to sleep.

I wish our wishes really did get granted.

Granted but its only the bad wishes.

i wish my farts like smelled freshly baked bread.

ChrisToPhenom wrote:Alright, PoP-the rules to this game are simple. You read t the above member's wish and grant it, but here's the catch-

Though you grant their wish, the outcome isn't exactly what they expected.

Example-

Chris: I wish for a million dollars.

Phenom: Wish Granted! You have a million dollars but its from a bank robbery and you are put in jail for the rest of your life...a$$hole.

I'll start the thread off...I wish to have an autograph NFL football by John Madden.

kidspider2099 wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:Granted, but it's only because you stepped into a teleporter and your genes were spliced with those of a fly.

Granted... at the end of every day, just before bed, time skips ahead to the beginning of the next day, never granting you a chance to sleep.

I wish our wishes really did get granted.

Granted but its only the bad wishes.

i wish my farts like smelled freshly baked bread.

Dr. Wade Fucking McNasty wrote:

kidspider2099 wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:Granted, but it's only because you stepped into a teleporter and your genes were spliced with those of a fly.

Granted... at the end of every day, just before bed, time skips ahead to the beginning of the next day, never granting you a chance to sleep.

I wish our wishes really did get granted.

Granted but its only the bad wishes.

i wish my farts like smelled freshly baked bread.

Granted but only truly wet farts shall do so.

I wish I could bang Claudia Albertario.


Granted she has been shot oh wait you meant the slang for to have sex with oh my bad.
i wish for a monkey's paw.

kidspider2099 wrote:

Dr. Wade Fucking McNasty wrote:

kidspider2099 wrote:

Mnemosis wrote:Granted, but it's only because you stepped into a teleporter and your genes were spliced with those of a fly.

Granted... at the end of every day, just before bed, time skips ahead to the beginning of the next day, never granting you a chance to sleep.

I wish our wishes really did get granted.

Granted but its only the bad wishes.

i wish my farts like smelled freshly baked bread.

Granted but only truly wet farts shall do so.

I wish I could bang Claudia Albertario.


Granted she has been shot oh wait you meant the slang for to have sex with oh my bad.
i wish for a monkey's paw.

Granted but it's riddled with disease and doesn't grant wishes. it's just smelly...and diseasey.

I wish for a brand new Aston Martin.