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Topcat wrote:I've got a question, tho', Doug: When hooking up with someone new for the first time, is it akward deciding who will do the 'parking,' or is it just kind of intuitive who prefers what?

(I mean with guys & girls it's pretty clear what's going to end up where at some point in the game, but I've always been curious about, well... yeah. )

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:
Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.

FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now

Silent K wrote:

FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now

*sticks it in Frozen*

FroZen wrote:

Silent K wrote:

FroZen wrote:I have never been this entertained by a thread as I am right now

*sticks it in Frozen*

* screams,cries,goes to his happy place...re watches OZ box set*

Joshua wrote:Only two of us seem able to read.

superdoug wrote:
2. ... Occasionally, you'll encounter an agressive space ...

Esbat wrote:Question:

Pre-Op Transexuals - Gay or Straight?

I only ask because when searching pictures of Harley Quinn, in various stages of... attire, I kept coming across a particular model's photos where she was at "rapt" attention, so to speak, and that made me upset because it was "harshing" my "me time". Damn you google images!

superdoug wrote:

Esbat wrote:Question:

Pre-Op Transexuals - Gay or Straight?

I only ask because when searching pictures of Harley Quinn, in various stages of... attire, I kept coming across a particular model's photos where she was at "rapt" attention, so to speak, and that made me upset because it was "harshing" my "me time". Damn you google images!

That's a tough one. Personally, I think of them as heterosexual women (or men), because that's what they identify as. To do anything else is disrespectful of their personal gender identity.

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:
Personally, I think every man should taste his own at least once, so he knows what he's subjecting his partners to.

Makes sense, but knowing me, I'll end up dipping McNuggets in it.

Esbat wrote:I wish I had you during my Sex Psych class... I coulda used you!

Lantern Lite wrote:Superdoug I do have a question,

Do gay guys check out mens packages the way straight guys check out a womans sweater cows?

superdoug wrote:

Lantern Lite wrote:Superdoug I do have a question,

Do gay guys check out mens packages the way straight guys check out a womans sweater cows?

Um...sometimes? It depends on what kind of pants a guy is wearing, and how obvious it is. Like sweater meat, the bigger they are, the more likely they are to draw our attention.

Personally, I'm an ass man, although I do appreciate a nicely wrapped package.

Lantern Lite wrote:I appreciate you timely and well written response. I only ask because I was wondering why the strange lingering stares!

superdoug wrote:

Lantern Lite wrote:I appreciate you timely and well written response. I only ask because I was wondering why the strange lingering stares!

Oh, well, if it's personal assessment you're wanting, please include a picture of yourself in briefs so I can confirm or deny whether this is the case. You may just be bad at the shaking-off portion of restroom use.