Worst / Most Awkward Songs To Get A Lap Dance To

We can move this to the Blue Area if needed. Anyhoo, here are my picks:

"Old Man" by Neil Young
"One" by Metallica
"Butterfly Kisses" by Bob Carlisle
"Jesus Take The Wheel" by Carrie Underwood
"Christmas Shoes"

*looks at topic* Yeeeaaah...I'll see what I can post later.

"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

Gospel song, namely Kirk Franklin songs.

Yeah, story time. So on my 21st birthday my firends took me to a strip club to celebrate (that was the excuse but they would have gone there if it was a normal day). So I'm getting a lap dance when my firend's cellphone goes off. It's a Kirk Franklin song. Now, I'm a fairly religious person, so that combined with a stripper who looked younger than me, killed my wood mood greatly.

Meat Hook Sodomy- Cannibal Corpse

Cats in the Cradle.

'The End' by The Doors
'Bohemian Rhapsody' by The Muppets
'Rocket Man' by William Shatner
'I c-- Blood' by Cannibal Corpse
'Come to Daddy' Aphex Twin

Combo Mo wrote:"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

Oooh good one!

"Hot Potato" by the Wiggles

Silent K wrote:Cats in the Cradle.

That was the first song that came to my mind.

The theme to Sesame Street.

"We Are The World", either version

"Yakkity Sax"

Debaser77 wrote:

Oooh good one!

"Hot Potato" by the Wiggles

Yummy yummy fruit salad! LMAO!

^ That's mah jam!

Cake and Sodomy by Marilyn Manson
Janie's got a gun by Aerosmith

'Dude Looks Like a Lady' by Aerosmith

Butterfly Kisses.

'Goodbye Horses' by Q Lazzarus

Debaser77 wrote:
"Yakkity Sax"

I'm not into lap dances, but I would totally get one to that song.

The Lollipop Guild

Raindrops Keep Fallin' On My Head

Combo Mo wrote:"A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying"- Bloodhound Gang

That may win. Unless she and you are BHG fans.

As for other examples: Date Rape by Sublime, anything by Coldplay would just be so lame, and Black/Death Metal would be weird.

melvinlikechris wrote:'Goodbye Horses' by Q Lazzarus

I actually have gotten a lap dance to this song.

"If you were Gay" Avenue Q
"Who wants to live forever?" Queen
"Roll on 18 wheeler" Alabama
"Your cheatin Heart" Hank Sr
"As Long as You Love Me" BSB
"Hey Jude" Beatles
"I get around" Beach Boys
"White Christmas" Bing Crosby
"That Dont Impress Me Much" Shania Twain
"When the roll is called up yonder" Statler Brothers



Thats about enough for now

Jurassic Park Theme

(._Y_.) wrote:Jurassic Park Theme

Jurassic Park theme wants to see you in his office

"Christian Side Hug"

melvinlikechris wrote:'Dude Looks Like a Lady' by Aerosmith

I got a chuckle with that one.

La La La I Love You by Gummibär