The Spoilers Thread! *Caution: Spoilers*

The purpose of this thread is pretty straight forward.

The object is to SPOIL EVERYTHING.

All twists, surprise endings, etc... No secrets in this thread.

Bruce Willis is a ghost in the Sixth Sense.

Charlize Theron is also a superhero in Hancock.

Darth Vader is Luke Skywalker's Father.

Snape is a triple agent.

Tyler Durden is Keyzer Soze.

Debaser77 wrote:Tyler Durden is Keyzer Soze.

Transformers was terrible.

Silent K wrote:Transformers was terrible.

That's not much of a spoiler. All you have to do is look at the credits. The words "Directed by Michael Bay" give that away.

Old Yeller gets rabies and is shot.

Rosebud = Sled/his girlfriend's clit.

Janson wrote:

Rosebud = Sled/his girlfriend's clit.

No wonder Hearst was so pissed.

The Titanic sinked.

Life is like a chocolate.

I'm Batman.

The end of Million Dollar Baby...yeah she dies.

FroZen wrote:The end of Million Dollar Baby...yeah she dies.

Just like in Boys Don't Cry. Which leads to possibly my favorite Jimmy Fallon line from his Weekend Update stint on SNL, after she won her second Oscar for Baby:

"Nobody does 'beaten to death' in this town like Hillary Swank."

Ozandius is the villain in watchmen, also Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

I hate myself for even reading the first post. I'll never come back in here.

Justin wrote:Ozandius is the villain in watchmen, also Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

You fail at using M's and Y's in Ozymandias.

Silent K wrote:

Justin wrote:Ozandius is the villain in watchmen, also Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

You fail at using M's and Y's in Ozymandias.

What you don't remember Ozandius?

Cowboy Bebop: Spike dies.
Crying Game: "She" is a "He." And better hung.
Marley & Me: Same as Old Yeller, only w/o the whole rabies & gun thing.
Psycho: Norman Bates is one. P.S. Mom's a corpse.
Charlotte's Web: The pig lives. The spider dies.
Beyond the Valley of the Dolls: Z-man is a broad. "A goddam ugly broad!" Also, stoned pretty girls with big tits get in movies.

Silent K wrote:

Justin wrote:Ozandius is the villain in watchmen, also Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

You fail at using M's and Y's in Ozymandias.

That's the nickname all the cool kids have for him now, Daddy-o.

Faster Pussycat Kill Kill - Russ Meyer likes cars, leather, and "tig ol' bitties".

Josie and the Pussycats: IT WAS ALL SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES!!!!!!!

Gollum dies. Frodo does not.

Justin wrote:Ozandius is the villain in watchmen, also Dr. Manhattan kills Rorschach.

Subjective.

In Rocky IV, Rockey beats the Russian and then single-handedly (pun intended) stops topples the Soviet Union with his garbled words of friendly wisdom...after, of course, pummeling their champion into submission.

At the end of Quantum Leap, Dr. Sam Beckett never returned home.

Full metal alchemist Conquror of shamballa :Ed and al are reunited but are stuck on an alternate world oh and most likely die in WWII

bleach; Aizens the fucking bad guy!!!!

Lost: nothing is ever resolved....what too soon?

Quarintine...it's super rabies..and nobody lives.