"Gareb Shamus and Chris Ward are now Friends"

Bwah!

Great show guys.

There is no proof but yesterday Gareb was bragging on his Facebook accout (I was one of the 3,000 friends) that Stan Lee was going to be signing autographs for free. I responded good because nobody should have to pay for autographs at your shows.

Well, I guess he did not like that. I was deleted as a friend (and he blocked me frome his account, I can't even read what other people are saying now), and he deleted my message

Do you think it's even Gareb? What if Gareb is on life support in some Afghani cave, and his followers relay his messages to the world through a dummy facebook account.

Or, like the biblical Moses he has no ability to interact with others and his brother Aaron/Stephen is the messanger to his world changing messages. Maybe Gareb actually has something important to say, but Stephen alters the messages and instead of friending the Dalai Lama and asking him to participate in Wizard's First World Peace Summit, he does it with a slutty reality TV show star from 2007 he wants to screw and a "comic book" convention.

There's still time to leave your messages for Gareb this week, and then I'll announce the winner of the "What's my Pee Telling Me?" book and South Park Blu Ray set. Every entry is amazing, but I'm waiting for that "Holy shit" hilarious moment. Remember...kill him with kindness. Wet, sexy, sticky, disgusting kindness. I know Knize and Denim have their eyes on that Pee book. Do us proud, everyone!

I love my pee, after having kidney stone 3 times in the last 3 years, I look forward to peeing, it is an activity that I look very forward to doing.

I pee too much. It kind of annoys me.

Oh Splitty, be happy for the pee.

*chugs more water and coffee*



OKAY!

DUE TO AWESOME EVENTS BEYOND MY CONTROL, I WILL BE AT C2E2 This weekend. PM me if you are going and want my phone number.

Friends, make no mistake: I am going to fuck that rancor.

This is a promise.

-Ward

I'm friends with G-Money. I'll have to make a comment on his wall tonight.

Sweet! Do me proud, (._Y_.)

PM sent.

Fuck Yeah!

There I posted, I thought it was funny and flattering. *shrug*

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I'm not his friend anymore.

I posted the pictures of Chris Ward humping the rancor from the pop panel at c2e2 on facebook and Chris tagged the Rancor as Gareb.


funny shit.

I wondered if anyone would catch that

Submitted for your consideration...




EDIT

Unfriended and blocked within 2 hours.

EDIT AGAIN

Then I got accepted to the other Gareb Shamus account...

dmahoney wrote:

Hilarious yet sad at the same time because it's true.

We're already not friends anymore.