C2E2

Hahaha, or at least her boobs were.

Question, would it be a good idea to have a favorite quote from C2E2 thread? Because people were saying some pretty hilarious things. If nothing else I figure it'll be a different take on the favorite moment thread, so what were some of the awesome/funny things people overheard?

Some of my favorites were, "Jose! You're a citizen now, you don't have to clean up after us!" --I'm not sure who said it though, maybe Eli?

And Jill Thompson said something that made my life when I started talking to her, "Hi, you're gorgeous!" I was like... And then I was like...

As if anyone will be surprised by my participation:

"I just got my shoes shined." - Eli

I still honestly don't know why it was so funny to me. Maybe the even-tone delivery? Sleep deprivation? Maybe I was so in awe of the majesty that is Eli, anything he said would either be life-inspiring, or hysterical? All of the above?

WonderWoman2.0 wrote:

Some of my favorites were, "Jose! You're a citizen now, you don't have to clean up after us!" --I'm not sure who said it though, maybe Eli?

Yeah, that was me, irreverent and nonsensical racism are sort of my specialty.

Of course sometimes there is unintentional racism, like when discussing the rainbow condoms when I blurted out "Well, I don't trust the colored ones"

TENIME_art wrote:As if anyone will be surprised by my participation:

"I just got my shoes shined." - Eli

I still honestly don't know why it was so funny to me. Maybe the even-tone delivery? Sleep deprivation? Maybe I was so in awe of the majesty that is Eli, anything he said would either be life-inspiring, or hysterical? All of the above?

Shoes are serious business.

elijahdprophet wrote:Of course sometimes there is unintentional racism, like when discussing the rainbow condoms when I blurted out "Well, I don't trust the colored ones"

I think I remember that, and then I remember everyone being a little weirded out by the black condom. It kinda seemed like it would make a penis just look sick...that is of course, unless it matched.

Jose: 15 minutes plus $10 equals 5 minutes of fun

Jose Math is the best!

Rath99 wrote:Jose: 15 minutes plus $10 equals 5 minutes of fun

Jose Math is the best!

It was actually 5 minutes to spare. Apparently Jose math turns $1 into 1 minute of stripper time. That would have made those $20 dances WAY more worthwhile.

Gojiratoho wrote:

JessJupiter wrote:WHY ARE THERE RED LEAVES?! ARRRRGH!

The Joker can stick around though.

Um, she commits crime in Autumn too ya know.

High-larious.

JessJupiter wrote:
LadyDrkStar is my ultimate Ivy!

I agree.

http://panelsonpages.com/?p=18701

Favorite quote from c2e2... okay, and I think you can see it on the video but when Gem just flat out asked me during the interview if I wanted to try some dick butt, I was caught off guard and I gave him this look like are you serious? But then I answered. It was later that I caught it and was on the floor when they showed me the Dick Butt beer.

And Kevin Conroy calling Christian Bale ridiculous.


And this one... After Kearstin saying everyone's seen her naked pictures and after everyone was done clapping, I was sitting next to Mike and proceeded to clap and it went like this.

Me: Dude, im sorry...

Clap, clap, clap... WHOOOOO!

Me: Im really really sorry bro.

Clap, clap, clap... WHOOO!!

Me: Im sorry man.

Clap, clap, clap.

Made his day

Greg asking the auctioneer if she'd like to fuck a bottle followed up by Kristin saying we found our new crying lady really tickled me. There was tons of good stuff said, but honestly I'm having trouble recalling any of it.

Joshua wrote:Greg asking the auctioneer if she'd like to fuck a bottle followed up by Kristin saying we found our new crying lady really tickled me. There was tons of good stuff said, but honestly I'm having trouble recalling any of it.

Thanks For The Support is one of the top 3 memes to come out of the con, for sure.

Even though it didn't originate at the con, "Magnets: how the fuck do those work?" never stopped being funny for me.

Can't wait for the videos so I can relive it all again

Here's the Chicago news. Channel...something. Heh.

axe bottle out the window - numero 1 for me - in regards to fort awesome

that is the glue that binded us lol

elijahdprophet wrote:

Joshua wrote:Greg asking the auctioneer if she'd like to fuck a bottle followed up by Kristin saying we found our new crying lady really tickled me. There was tons of good stuff said, but honestly I'm having trouble recalling any of it.

Thanks For The Support is one of the top 3 memes to come out of the con, for sure.

Seriously...between the guilt-tripping strippers and "Thanks for your support", it's a wonder I didn't empty my veins into my hotel room sink.

Considering how much beer was piled up in our sink, I think that would be impossible. Interesting thought, did our rampant alcoholism save Jason Knize's life? I'm going with yes.

I've posted this elsewhere, but I figure, for completeness

BlueMaxx wrote:
Here's the Chicago news. Channel...something. Heh.

1 minute 48 second mark....those the turds that ran out on the cab? If so, we have a name.

BlueMaxx wrote:
Here's the Chicago news. Channel...something. Heh.

They said Kur-sten. Bastards. lol

And that isn't "the legendary zelda" it's Link.

elijahdprophet wrote:I've posted this elsewhere, but I figure, for completeness

My tits look awesome in that picture.

Denim wrote:

1 minute 48 second mark....those the turds that ran out on the cab? If so, we have a name.

Yea, I was wondering if the Alucard guy was one of the guys that tried to sneak into the limo.

Ska wrote:

They said Kur-sten. Bastards. lol

And that isn't "the legendary zelda" it's Link.

I noticed both of those.

Denim wrote:

BlueMaxx wrote:
Here's the Chicago news. Channel...something. Heh.

1 minute 48 second mark....those the turds that ran out on the cab? If so, we have a name.

Holy shit that is him. It is fucking on.

"Dear 4chan..."

elijahdprophet wrote:I've posted this elsewhere, but I figure, for completeness

YESSSSSSS!!!!!

No bullshit...but as early as Monday morning in the parking lot of Portillos, I caught myself speaking with a very Eli-esque timing.

Or maybe it was Will Arnett.