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Jason Kerouac is GOD
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Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 9:39 am
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77 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:35 am
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Goji, my friend, that may be the greatest thing I've ever read. 
78 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 2:06 pm
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Gojiratoho wrote:"10 And on the 8th day, after the world and the skies and the seas and the cosmos had been expelled from His most holiest of Bowels, man did rejoice. In his exuberance and joy, man did create such awesomeness to celebrate their Lord, in the form of fireworks and Muppets. But yea, the Lord did shun them and cast a baleful eye upon them. He rent their cities unto pillars of salt, and damned their tongues to speak differently to punish them for their arrogance. And low, so did the nations of the world separate and man was divided from his brother.
11 But the Lord twas a forgiving Lord, and from the Heavens, to all man, he bestowed upon them the gift of Venom and Banana Bread. "Drink this" he spoke "for it is the blood of my blood. Eat this, for it is the body of my body. Also, both are tasty and yummy, and that Venom let me create the world and all the Heavens in but 7 days...do you have any idea just how big that shit is? Epic! that's how big." And man did rejoice again, in all his tongues.
79 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:19 pm
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If our Lord Kerouac hates fireworks, he has good reason to. They're boring. I don't hate them, I'd just rather be doing anything else but watch pretty lights explode noisily in the sky.
80 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 3:26 pm
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goatt wrote:Goji, my friend, that may be the greatest thing I've ever read.
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I'm glad all those years of Sunday School amounted to something worthwhile (though my "Sunday School" was on Saturday mornings...lame)
TENIME_art wrote:If our Lord Kerouac hates fireworks, he has good reason to. They're boring. I don't hate them, I'd just rather be doing anything else but watch pretty lights explode noisily in the sky.
Chris, you and Kerouac are the reason the terrorists are winning.
81 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 4:40 pm
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Hey, I don't begrudge other people for enjoying them!! I think we should have fireworks every 4th of July, Superbowl, etc.
I just could not care less about watching them.
(I went during PGT4, because it was a chance to hang out with friends. I'll do alot that I don't particularly like, if it means spending time with people I care about.)
82 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:04 pm
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Being indifferent to fireworks is not the same thing as outright hating them. That smacks of Canadian Communism.
Please don't smite me, oh lord.
Please don't smite me, oh lord.
Today has been a rough one. Thanks for the chuckle, Dave.Gojiratoho wrote:"10 And on the 8th day, after the world and the skies and the seas and the cosmos had been expelled from His most holiest of Bowels, man did rejoice. In his exuberance and joy, man did create such awesomeness to celebrate their Lord, in the form of fireworks and Muppets. But yea, the Lord did shun them and cast a baleful eye upon them. He rent their cities unto pillars of salt, and damned their tongues to speak differently to punish them for their arrogance. And low, so did the nations of the world separate and man was divided from his brother.
11 But the Lord twas a forgiving Lord, and from the Heavens, to all man, he bestowed upon them the gift of Venom and Banana Bread. "Drink this" he spoke "for it is the blood of my blood. Eat this, for it is the body of my body. Also, both are tasty and yummy, and that Venom let me create the world and all the Heavens in but 7 days...do you have any idea just how big that shit is? Epic! that's how big." And man did rejoice again, in all his tongues.
83 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:20 pm
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Gojiratoho wrote:"10 And on the 8th day, after the world and the skies and the seas and the cosmos had been expelled from His most holiest of Bowels, man did rejoice. In his exuberance and joy, man did create such awesomeness to celebrate their Lord, in the form of fireworks and Muppets. But yea, the Lord did shun them and cast a baleful eye upon them. He rent their cities unto pillars of salt, and damned their tongues to speak differently to punish them for their arrogance. And low, so did the nations of the world separate and man was divided from his brother.
11 But the Lord twas a forgiving Lord, and from the Heavens, to all man, he bestowed upon them the gift of Venom and Banana Bread. "Drink this" he spoke "for it is the blood of my blood. Eat this, for it is the body of my body. Also, both are tasty and yummy, and that Venom let me create the world and all the Heavens in but 7 days...do you have any idea just how big that shit is? Epic! that's how big." And man did rejoice again, in all his tongues.
Few things simultaneously make me cackle and blush a bit. This is amazing, Dave.
Lee wrote:It's just a PIZZA! Christ on a cracker!Mnemosis wrote:
Thou shalt consume thy Hot 'n' Ready, even if the show has begun
1) Why do you sin against me so?
2) It most definitely is NOT Christ on a cracker.
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I'm glad all those years of Sunday School amounted to something worthwhile (though my "Sunday School" was on Saturday mornings...lame)
Wow. Thank Me I'm your god. The other one's pretty easily offended by this sort of nonsense.
84 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 05, 2010 5:23 pm
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Nah, I was raised Catholic. I just have to feel guilty about doing it, say "my bad" before I die, and I'm all good.
85 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Tue Aug 10, 2010 1:43 pm
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well, this thread was very eye opening
86 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:08 pm
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Thine eyes have seen the coming of the Glory of the Lord. His Vest is neatly Pressed.Spazzy wrote:well, this thread was very eye opening
87 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Tue Aug 10, 2010 2:09 pm
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88 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:18 pm
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Spazzy wrote:well, this thread was very eye opening
Are you ready to devote your life to the altar of your one true geek lord Kerouac?
Come one it's a sausage fest at all of our meeting
89 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Tue Aug 10, 2010 7:21 pm
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oh my
90 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:08 pm
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So, since it's the Lord's birthday, what type of tree should I be throwing?
92 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 3:58 pm
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Are dicktrees a thing?
93 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 4:07 pm
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It's a Maple right? The answers Maple.... Cuz ya know.... God's Canadian right?
94 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:19 pm
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Silent K wrote:So, since it's the Lord's birthday, what type of tree should I be throwing?
Lee wrote:Are dicktrees a thing?
I cackled like a loon at both of these, but...
goatt wrote:It's a Maple right? The answers Maple.... Cuz ya know.... God's Canadian right?
This is SO the right answer, but primarily due to my love of maple syrup.
95 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 6:28 pm
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What do you give as a gift on Jasus' Birthday?
Vests?
Ohhh ass gaskets!! BTW..those are those paper toilet seat covers that are in public rest rooms.
Vests?
Ohhh ass gaskets!! BTW..those are those paper toilet seat covers that are in public rest rooms.
96 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 7:45 pm
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I'm so excited, this year I get to be the one to carve the banana loaf!
97 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 8:36 pm
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A pervy one. Like so:Silent K wrote:So, since it's the Lord's birthday, what type of tree should I be throwing?
Lee wrote:Are dicktrees a thing?
Yep.
And the article that goes along with it: http://www.tabloidprodigy.com/?p=10536
98 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:01 pm
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Put a ring on it, Jason.Captain Painway wrote:A pervy one. Like so:Silent K wrote:So, since it's the Lord's birthday, what type of tree should I be throwing?
*Awesome tree fellatio image*
99 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:06 pm
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I kinda did.
100 Re: Jason Kerouac is GOD Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:11 pm
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Silent K wrote:I kinda did.
Get Out!!!
For serious?
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