The perfect guy (deconstructed)

riv1 · 1 The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:52 am

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Came across this site just now, doing picture searches. Frikkin' hilarious!

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=26_things

5. Come up behind you and put his arms around you.
LAME. Who has time for this? Sounds like something out of a herpes commercial where some lady is rock climbing or doing something else which symbolizes her independence, then out of nowhere she blurts out "I HAVE HERPES." The music gets all serious and you hear a voice over "...there is no cure," cue inspirational music "but treatment is available." Then it cuts to a shot of the bitch on a beach and a guy runs up behind her and puts his arms around her. Good job dumbass, you're dating a skank with herpes.

Not saying i agree or disagree with any of this, i just think it's balls out funny...

Heytherejeffro · 2 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:59 am

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I met Maddox, and he's (sadly) way nicer than I thought he'd be. I was kind of bummed. He was, however, wearing royal vestments and a crown. That lifted me up.

riv1 · 3 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:00 am

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You ever read the Alphabet of Manliness? Not too shabby...

Heytherejeffro · 4 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:03 am

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My wife (then-girlfriend) bought it for me the day it came out. Currently, our 2010 calendar in the kitchen is the Alphabet of Manliness Calendar.

The picture of Beef Jerky shooting all other foods with a Gatling Gun is some of my favorite art of all time.

riv1 · 5 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:49 am

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That is damn manly!

CherriesJubilee · 6 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 6:23 pm

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Those are pretty damn funny. And I have to say, if my husband started doing half of those thing it would seriously creep me out. Smell my hair? Um, no thanks weirdo!

riv1 · 7 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Sun Sep 19, 2010 8:21 am

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I do the come up and hug from behind thing. I just love my wife, dammit!

Ska · 8 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:30 pm

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I'm reading some of the other articles the guy has done. Laughing

G_Zatara · 9 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Sun Sep 19, 2010 2:37 pm

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8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

Spazzy · 10 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Mon Sep 20, 2010 7:52 am

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Astro13Zombie · 11 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Mon Sep 20, 2010 10:09 am

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G_Zatara wrote:8. Be cute when he really wants something.
Bullshit. When I want something, I yell. If she can't hear me in the kitchen, sometimes I'll threaten beatings if I'm sober.

riv1 · 12 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:22 pm

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Well, in his defense, sobriety sucks.

Ska · 13 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Mon Sep 20, 2010 2:57 pm

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I liked what he had to say about girls that wear those stupid tshirts that say stuff like "You say bitch like it's a bad thing". Too funny!

riv1 · 14 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Mon Sep 20, 2010 3:08 pm

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I've always been partial to the pants and shorts with writing across the butt...

Spider_Fan14 · 15 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Tue Sep 21, 2010 9:30 am

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Number 11 was a good one, that is a damn double standard.

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The perfect guy (deconstructed)

1 The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:52 am

riv1

2 Re: The perfect guy (deconstructed) Fri Sep 17, 2010 10:59 am

Heytherejeffro

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riv1

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Heytherejeffro

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riv1

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CherriesJubilee

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riv1

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Ska

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G_Zatara

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Spazzy

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Astro13Zombie

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riv1

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Ska

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riv1

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