Travis's Random Observation

Yes. Because I *like* my friends.

Unlike some people.

Ok here is a random observation that I have been holding back due to research

Did you know that in every state in the country there are at least one of the following:

A Heartbeat Bridge or a cry-baby bridge

Ghosts...They aren't just for breakfast anymore

BTW Tad check this book out that I got
http://www.audible.com/pd/ref=sr_1_3?asin=B003ADQ4VS&qid=1294410654&sr=1-3

Read by Dan Aykroyd

And no I didnt misspell the man's name, its just werid looking

Got my Oscar screeners

Should I watch Black Swan or True Grit first?

You got legit Oscar screeners? I thought those got sent out a while ago.

comicgeekelly wrote:You got legit Oscar screeners? I thought those got sent out a while ago.

Oh they are oscar screeners,

Usually from the guys that dont win the actual oscar and feel the need to ruin it all on the internet

But yea...

Basically what he's saying is he got them all on "Blu-Ray"

Ohhhhhhhhhhh. And here I thought he might be one'a them fancy people who gets new movies in the mail.

He's fancy, but he's not that fancy

Watched Black Swan, What a beautiful movie

Black Swan albeit beautiful is nowhere the same as Machete (said MA CHET TEA)

And yes hooked on phonics worked for me

Travis doesn't "phonics"

Demonweasel wrote:Travis doesn't "phonics"

Heh that made me laugh

First one of these in a bit

So apparently the asshole is the guy who gets out of the car and opens the passanger side door for his lady only to find that there is a puddle nearby. She demands, DEMANDS to be carried over the puddle while the man's shoes gets muddy

At dinner the parking situation is spoken about, the man leans down to pick at some dried mud around his shoelaces

But this of course brings the screams of

"You are so emberessing me"

To which the man responds

"You're emberessed? Feel these nipples"

Thank you for reading Travis' Masterpiece RRandom Show

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That line face isn't big enough

dmahoney wrote:That line face isn't big enough

Insert that's what (s)he said joke here...

dmahoney wrote:That line face isn't big enough

I need some big, epic line face emoticon or something.

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Im sorry

They all cant be funny

Here's a new random observation

Apparently my co-workers dont like me blaring anime music in my headphones

They say it sounds evil

My defense: I dont like frakking country!!!!

I swear it should be on the books for ex-girlfriends to introduce their new boyfriends, it should be illegal with maybe capital punishment for those who would like it

Also it should be criminal for an ex to stalk you on email, those who do that should be fired from a cannon into the sun

Ack its day's like today that I miss Tad (sob!) hed hit me at least

That seems decisively less random.
Tell you what; I'll 'take care' of her new bf, and you 'take care' of the couple of those I've got laying around.

Oh dude you know I'm down for some kind of fight

Human....Robots....Computers.... whatever it takes

YEAH! Hit him with a human robot computer! That'll do the trick!

Xman00aoa wrote:I swear it should be on the books for ex-girlfriends to introduce their new boyfriends, it should be illegal with maybe capital punishment for those who would like it

Also it should be criminal for an ex to stalk you on email, those who do that should be fired from a cannon into the sun

Boo on ex's that show up with their new dudes. That happened to me last year. My first serious GF showed up to the pizza shop I was working at with her husband. I shook his hand and said "What's up." but in my mind, I was thinking "Does he know that I had sex with his wife...ALOT?"

Sucky feeling, man. I got your back on this.

Some random observations hit me at work

So briefly let me explain the mornings in this hell hole.

7:30: come in, read some comics
8:00: wait in line for coffee
8:15: Still waiting in line for coffee
8:20 Realize that I cant stand people yakking about how they hate their job...
8:25: You know what waiting this long for coffee is stupid, go back to my desk to find a Red Bull in the bottom drawer problem solved!

9:00: Realize that today is the anniversery of me almost dying, take a moment while sipping the red bull

9:15 Start this nonsensical post

5:00 PM Off to superflyland, as the only place that people dont ask me about my Mera w/ Dex-star action figure is about