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Deadliest warrior

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1Deadliest warrior Empty Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:01 am

shining knight

shining knight
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

So I kind of complained about this a few weeks ago in my weekly popcast e-mail but it recently started here and I must say it is awesome!

Now while my complaints of the taliban verses the Ira are still valid I gotta say this series is fun as hell.

And I hear my boy big willy wallace is appearing later on in the series pity whatever poor fucker has to fight him Laughing

(Oh they are not showing the ira vs taliban one over here...wonder why Wink )

2Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:23 pm

alucardbarnivous

alucardbarnivous
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

I didn't agree with two episodes: the pilot (Ninja vs Spartan) and Knight vs Pirate.

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3Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 1:24 pm

alucardbarnivous

alucardbarnivous
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Zombie Ninja

BTW, in the William Wallace episode, they get the guy who played Blade in the live action Masters of the Universe movie to demonstrate the madness that is the Claymore.

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4Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 3:31 pm

Foxy

Foxy
Zombie Pirate
Zombie Pirate

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5Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:05 pm

TheUnalteredOne

TheUnalteredOne
Cadet
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I only clicked on this topic because i thought it was a topic dedicated to me. So disappointing.

haha.

6Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:43 pm

alucardbarnivous

alucardbarnivous
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I think, though, it's only beginning to air in the UK so that thread would be spoiltastic for Dave.

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7Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:40 am

shining knight

shining knight
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

yeah thats kinda why I started this one

Is there any ideas on who is fighting who in season 2 (damn that rhymed)

8Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:42 pm

Esbat

Esbat
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Zombie Ninja

I fully support the Spartan versus Ninja results of the Spartan kicking the Ninja's ass in a straight up confrontation. You're not a warrior if kill your enemies while they sleep. This isn't "Deadliest Assassin", its "Deadliest Warrior".

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9Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:43 pm

alucardbarnivous

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Don't know, but I imagine there's still a lot of warriors to hit on. Some I'd like to see are al-Assasīn, Celt, Akali Nihang, Aztec, Hun, Hessian, Mossad, CIA, Special Air Service, and ROK Marine.

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10Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:44 pm

alucardbarnivous

alucardbarnivous
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Zombie Ninja

Esbat wrote:I fully support the Spartan versus Ninja results of the Spartan kicking the Ninja's ass in a straight up confrontation. You're not a warrior if kill your enemies while they sleep. This isn't "Deadliest Assassin", its "Deadliest Warrior".

Hey, I'm more of a samurai than ninja, but I thought they totally misrepresented the ninja on that episode.

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11Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 12:47 pm

Esbat

Esbat
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Zombie Ninja

alucardbarnivous wrote:
Esbat wrote:I fully support the Spartan versus Ninja results of the Spartan kicking the Ninja's ass in a straight up confrontation. You're not a warrior if kill your enemies while they sleep. This isn't "Deadliest Assassin", its "Deadliest Warrior".

Hey, I'm more of a samurai than ninja, but I thought they totally misrepresented the ninja on that episode.

No, I felt they were well represented. Honestly it was the shield and the spartan "getting the shit knocked out of you" lifetime fo training that made all the damn difference. If it was a straight up fight but at night, I'd have to give the edge to the fucking ninja.

The last episode I saw with the Shaolin Monk versus the Maori Warrior was cool as get out. The Maori green rock mace was stronger than steel. Shocked

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12Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 1:50 pm

The Ignored One

The Ignored One
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Zombie

I too disagreed with Spartan vs Ninja on one thing: I though the egg won it for the Ninja. I don't care what anybody says, no matter how much training you have, getting ground glass thrown in your eyes is gonna be something that is going to disorient and stop you at least long enough to get stabbed.

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13Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 3:25 pm

Esbat

Esbat
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Zombie Ninja

The Ignored One wrote:I too disagreed with Spartan vs Ninja on one thing: I though the egg won it for the Ninja. I don't care what anybody says, no matter how much training you have, getting ground glass thrown in your eyes is gonna be something that is going to disorient and stop you at least long enough to get stabbed.

Its the Shield blocking most of those throws that negates the egg.

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14Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Mon Sep 07, 2009 11:46 pm

alucardbarnivous

alucardbarnivous
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My post from the original thread on the matter:

alucardbarnivous wrote:A little bummed the ninja lost, but the Spartan was certainly a worthy opponent. I called the ninjato, shuriken, torinoko (eggshell bombs), fukidake (blowgun), metsubishi (blinding powder), and chain weapon (kusarigama).

I was surprised tetsubishi (caltrops) didn't make it on, then again it already seemed ridiculous they got three long range weapons to the obvious gimme of the Spartan javelin (to even get close to a damaging shot, the dude was a good six feet away). I was also surprised they combined torinoko and metsubishi; often, blinding powder was thrown by hand from a pouch, blown from a tube, or filling the spare room in the scabbard of the ninjato though surely it was put into eggs or other apparatus for distance (which made it strange for all instances it was used close range). Often, torinoko were smoke bombs, thrown at the feet to create a burning cloud that ninja used to position armored opponents.

Further, shuriken were generally used for means of escape which made it strange in the scenario the ninja stood still and tossed them instead of not running to force the Spartan to keep his shield up blocking his view and vanish (and/or tossing down caltrops, considering the Spartan wore sandals would've impeded movement and targeted a weak spot).

Though I took issue with the scene where the combatants played tug-of-war (the Spartan was completely open, I can't wrap my hand around him not getting a face full of glass and a rain of stars), the biggest shock was a seemingly unaffected Spartan when he did receive a face full of glass. I mean, the ninja would've appeared a blur and I think it unlikely he would've detected the shuriken or able to dodge the blowdarts.

Test wise, I was quite shocked they never tested the ninjato tip against the armor. Reportedly, the tanto tip could penetrate steel plate. If true, it should've eaten through the bronze armor. I mean, the ninjato was designed as a straight blade with tanto tip for the expres purpose of armor piercing, something that went untested.

I have to question if the right men were chosen to represent ninja. The one guy seemed rather out of shape to me even though he appeared to be proficient with the sword. The other guy was like a kung fu fighter whom didn't strike me as being very bright. Both of the Spartans were lean, strong, seasoned fighters.

All that said, that shield really made the Spartans' case. The spear could be rather easily avoided by ninja. The javelin was a joke to give the Spartan another weapon. The sword was a glorified knife. That shield was a freight train from Hell. I can only wonder how it would've went if the ninja could've taken out the shield. I mean, torinoko into a distraction, weighted chain around the shield arm or shield, and a game of chess between the two specialty weapons. I think the ninjato could've penetrated the armor, I doubt the shield if not for its curved surface alone to restrict it getting a good bite.

Disappointed, but this was really a close one imho. Which brings me to what Joshua said: I don't think, at least in this instance, the program could really account for all of the ninja's tools. It was made for weapon vs weapon, it maybe incapable of calculating the ninja's craftiness into its estimation. I think army vs army, it's 65 to 35% Spartan. One on one, I'd say more 55 to 45% Ninja.

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15Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Tue Sep 08, 2009 12:39 am

Esbat

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The most powerful tool of the Spartan Army was the freakin' Phalanx. An army of ninjas versus a Spartan Army is a lose for the Ninja. But remember the battery of statical one on one battles was done a thousand times so basically its as if 1000 ninjas verus 1000 spartans fought. So the results made sense. Although I'm sure different terrain/environmental scenarios would make all the difference.

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16Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:46 am

alucardbarnivous

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Esbat wrote:The most powerful tool of the Spartan Army was the freakin' Phalanx. An army of ninjas versus a Spartan Army is a lose for the Ninja. But remember the battery of statical one on one battles was done a thousand times so basically its as if 1000 ninjas verus 1000 spartans fought. So the results made sense. Although I'm sure different terrain/environmental scenarios would make all the difference.

I think army vs army, it's 65 to 35% Spartan. One on one, I'd say more 55 to 45% Ninja.

The program was one-on-one. No phalanx. Just a dude waiting to get a poison dart in the back of the knee while his sculpted bronze body is posing.

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17Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:30 pm

Foxy

Foxy
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Zombie Pirate

alucardbarnivous wrote:

I think, though, it's only beginning to air in the UK so that thread would be spoiltastic for Dave.
Whoops, didn't think of that.

I still wish this was on History. And no trash talking! :x

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18Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:42 pm

Esbat

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Zombie Ninja

I propose the Amazon Warrior versus Esbat.

Expert: see the Amazon has pinned down Esbat using her thighs to weigh down his arms. He... he doesn't seem to be resisting or struggling.
Expert 2: Is... is he dead?
Expert: No, he seems to be smiling.

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19Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Tue Sep 08, 2009 4:42 pm

Joshua

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Esbat wrote:I propose the Amazon Warrior versus Esbat.

Expert: see the Amazon has pinned down Esbat using her thighs to weigh down his arms. He... he doesn't seem to be resisting or struggling.
Expert 2: Is... is he dead?
Expert: No, he seems to be smiling.
Laughing

I would absolutely watch that episode.

20Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Wed Sep 09, 2009 7:18 am

shining knight

shining knight
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

I still wish this was on History. And no trash talking!

The contrived trash talking pisses me off too. This week it was apache vs gladiator and for once my prediction was correct

21Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:21 pm

Foxy

Foxy
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Zombie Pirate

shining knight wrote:
I still wish this was on History. And no trash talking!

The contrived trash talking pisses me off too. This week it was apache vs gladiator and for once my prediction was correct
Oooh, I really dug that episode. I called it too. Very Happy

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22Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:26 pm

shining knight

shining knight
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

sneaky git vs heavily armoured guy with no fear of death? no contest sneaky git wins because he is sneaky

I kind of wish ninja vs spartan played the same way come to think of it

23Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Wed Sep 09, 2009 12:58 pm

Esbat

Esbat
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

shining knight wrote:sneaky git vs heavily armoured guy with no fear of death? no contest sneaky git wins because he is sneaky

I kind of wish ninja vs spartan played the same way come to think of it
Its comments like this that keeps Mel Gibson reinvisioning your nation's history.

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24Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Wed Sep 09, 2009 1:00 pm

shining knight

shining knight
Zombie Ninja
Zombie Ninja

Mel gibson nowadays is an racist alcoholic so he would fit in well in scotland

25Deadliest warrior Empty Re: Deadliest warrior Thu Sep 24, 2009 11:25 am

shining knight

shining knight
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Zombie Ninja

Shaka zulu never stood a chance Laughing

I knew our claymore was badass but not THAT badass

god we are badass in scotland Laughing

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