Possibly My Final Message To The World

I've takin apon myself a valiant and possibly suicidal quest. I have decided to watch every movie starring our Lord and Savior, Chuck Norris. IMDB lists that at a total of 33 films..and one uncredited role as an exta in a film from the sixties(pretty sure i'll skip that one). I'm 5 in having sat through "A Force of One","The Octogon", "The Presidents Man 1 & 2", and "Logan's War". The plan is to find "Delta Force" and "LoneWolf McQuade" for this weekend. I'm concerned for my safety after a few more of these. And that is why I am posting this now. If this experiment is in fact the thing that takes my life, I need the world to know.So that my tale, my sacrifice could spare another. I will update on my mental health and physical safety regularly. Thank you all, and may Flying Spaghetti Monster bless you.

Go with FSM, my son.

Dude... you are so my hero.

Fool. Your death will be meaningless, but your immediate resurrection as the new super-strong body of Chuck Norris will make you a legend.

Delta Force is good shit.

I've got a 4-pack to lend you, brother!

Look closely at the end of Missing in Action and see if he actually eats the rat.

Sir, Chuck Norris IS the rat.

Some of the early stuff shouldn't be too bad and Sidekicks is awesome, but you deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor if you can get through Top Dog.

But the question now remains, will he be watching every episode of Walker, Texas Ranger? Now THAT would be a feat.

I'm going to start building you're shrine tonight.

Via Con Dios

I would LOVE to expand this to watching every episode of Walker..... but thats ALOT of episodes. I mean, I've got bills and shit. All in all, it's gonna depend on how successful the movie marathon is (in other words, after watching 17 of his movies does Chuck REALLY show up at your house wearing your mother's face as a mask, nail you to the fridge, and eat your soul to gain eternal youth?) I mean, thats what I've heard happens..............

Also, yes Delta Force and MIA and even LoneWolf will be badass movies, but oh God i fear some of these titles. I did make it through "The President's Man 2" so I suppose anything is possible

Goatt. I love you. Be well. Ra-men.

Joshua wrote:Some of the early stuff shouldn't be too bad and Sidekicks is awesome, but you deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor if you can get through Top Dog.

Fuck that! try sitting through Forest Warrior! Let me know if you watch the Bruce Lee movie where he rips Chuck Norris' chest hair out.

Why did I just grab my chest hair at the thought of that?

Joshua wrote:Some of the early stuff shouldn't be too bad and Sidekicks is awesome, but you deserve a Congressional Medal of Honor if you can get through Top Dog.

What's wrong with Top Dog?

YOU CAN DO IT!!!!

Ric Magnum wrote:
Fuck that! try sitting through Forest Warrior!

I thought I was the only unfortunate soul to remember that. Right up there with President's Man. Remember when they did a spin-off of Walker? I think it was Sons of Thunder or something?

Sci-Fi wrote:
What's wrong with Top Dog?

In a word: everything.

Goatt, tell us when you've finished your travails through this dark-corner of cinema. Heh.

I think he did it. All that Chuck Norris was more than his fragile little mind could take!

I guess we'll find out tonight.