If you could fight 3 people from any time...

...who would they be? Try and give a why.

Basically taking note from Fight Club. Pretty basic question. And remember, it doesn't mean you'll win.

I'll have to think about this one myself.

(Oh, and I totally am fucking with the mods about the title of threads. But hey, there are some capitalized letters in my title. )

Wow, right off with the first post and I think it is won. Heh.

Bullshit! I got something better and atleast one of them is a bad ass.



So tell me, would you rather kick the ass of three little defenseless mouseketeers who have purity rings and failed to lay Taylor Swift in bed or would you rather go back in time and kill the original boy band that started the pop phenomenon with merchandise and even their own cartoon show?

Hands down, Ghandi, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln. Ghandi is a pacifist, so I'd like to see what he's got. Jesus was probably taller than me, so he might have a reach advantage, but I'd fight the "Son of God" dirty. (At least a nut shot.) Abe Lincoln was a wrestler, so I think he might be the toughest our of the bunch.

Hitler, Meir Kahane and Mahmud Achmedi-whatever-I-won't-waste-time-googling-it. The first and last I'm sure easy to beat without any pawn to protect them. The second one, not so sure. I could easily swap him with Yigal Amir, but Kahane represented (and represents long after his death) a bigger problem than the one event Amir was responsible to.

Tomer Soiker wrote:Mahmud Achmedi-whatever-I-won't-waste-time-googling-it.

Oh ya. Since he's currently making the world awful...er, I'd totally punch his stupid beard off his face.

So...him, and then I'd definitely like to dropkick Cheney. I know he's considered old news, but I still want a crack at him.

And, for my guilty pleasure...rmmm, how 'bout Kanye West. Not that I follow the guy, I'm just really tired of every generation having a designated asshole who still has a legion of fans at their beck and call. So...ya. I could take him. I'm sure if I just tore a button off his fashionable shirt he'd quit fighting and interrupt me by saying that I'm an okay fighter, but that he's the best fighter in the world. So much so that he doesn't have to fight. Then he turns around to leave and I "field goal" his footballs. My wish is that we'd be close to Michael Jackson's Hollywood square so I can smash his face into it thrice.

Stephen Hawking, Fat Elvis, and Dr. Phil

Stephen Hawking? That's low. Good one.

I don't speak robot, that fucker's going down!

^^^^ HA HA I about spit out my drink when I saw that!

I swear I did not watch the last Supernatural before I posted mine. Ghandi and Abe were vicious.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:Bullshit! I got something better and atleast one of them is a bad ass.



So tell me, would you rather kick the ass of three little defenseless mouseketeers who have purity rings and failed to lay Taylor Swift in bed or would you rather go back in time and kill the original boy band that started the pop phenomenon with merchandise and even their own cartoon show?

Um....technically, Menudo was the first boy band. But I support your willingness to commit violence on NKOTB. They certainly deserve it.


Just sayin'.

superdoug wrote:
Um....technically, Menudo was the first boy band.
Just sayin'.

What about the Jackson 5?

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:
Um....technically, Menudo was the first boy band.
Just sayin'.

What about the Jackson 5?

Not technically a boy band. They were a family band. The same goes for the Osmond Brothers.

superdoug wrote:

Silent K wrote:

superdoug wrote:
Um....technically, Menudo was the first boy band.
Just sayin'.

What about the Jackson 5?

Not technically a boy band.

I'm sure at least 4 out of the 5 Jacksons would take issue with that.

Silent K wrote:I'm sure at least 4 out of the 5 Jacksons would take issue with that.

Why would they? Just because they were in a band when they were boys doesn't make them a boy band.

I consider a boy band to be something formulated by the record company by bringing together disparate boys with little in common (the cute one, the cool one, the tough one, etc.) and synthesizing their sound to appeal to a larger audience. They are a product, not a talent. You can always tell who the talented members of boy bands are because they move on to actual careers and leave their bandmates behind.

So by your definition, NKOTB wasn't a boy band?

Silent K wrote:So by your definition, NKOTB wasn't a boy band?

Um...yes they were. All they had in common (with the exception of the two cousins) was that they were from the same town/neighborhood. They were still shaped and molded by the record company.

Not cousins. Brothers.

Silent K wrote:Not cousins. Brothers.

You know WAY too much about NKOTB.


I bet you fap to Marky Mark underwear ads, too.

Astro13Zombie wrote:

Fight..... not fuck.

krpykrwly wrote:

Astro13Zombie wrote:

Fight..... not fuck.

I bet Astro'll do both and teach them what rough sex means.

As for boy bands, the great late Steve Gerber had a brilliant take on that in his MAX Howard the Duck mini-series from the beginning of the decade (while it was targeted at the trend back at the time, it's still current nowadays).

superdoug wrote:

Um....technically, Menudo was the first boy band. But I support your willingness to commit violence on NKOTB. They certainly deserve it.


Just sayin'.

My god! He knows about Menudo.

Stephen Hawking
Franklin D. Roosevelt
Professor X