The Worst Thing You Could Hear from a Girl?

Sure, you have-

3. "I'm pregnant"

2. "Let's just want to be friends"

1. "I used to be a man..."

What's your thoughts and maybe we'll have a "The Worst Thing You Can Hear From a Guy" thread if Kearstin or whoever wants to create it.

Begin!

"...That it?"

You are not my type

"If I wasn't married to you, I'd sleep with KNice."

"What are you doing?"

"Um... No"

"I thought you were paying?"

I'm a lesbian

quickly followed by a slap after suggesting a threesome

1. "Bend over"

2. "You're as big as your dad's"

3. "Oh, you thought this was a date?"

4. "I borrowed your credit card."

5. "I deleted your porn folder."

6. "Your sandwich is not ready" "

"Is it in yet"

"It's a good size."

*during sex

Oh Chad..

Here's a list of things that I would not like to hear a girl that I find attractive say to me:

"Gays shouldn't be allowed to marry."

"I don't think I'm intelligent enough to vote."

"I don't like brown people."

"I think we should nuke [insert foreign country], just to be safe from them."

"Comic books? That's for, like, little kids and newspapers."

"Lost is so stupid. It's filled with a bunch of questions that they never answer. ...no, I haven't actually seen an episode."

"I'm waiting for marriage."

(To Airwolf) "To tell the truth - I'm actually 20, not 14."

"I had such an amazing night with my new boyfriend! Want to hear the details?"

"No, no, no... we agreed on 100!"

Personally I think it would be awesome if a girl was telling me she wanted to nuke a country

Here's some more.

"Why should my parents have to get a hotel? They can stay with us"

"I need you to go clothes shopping with me"

"Did you finnish?"



"Hey, it's ok, it happens to everybody"

"Oh no! Somebody shit in my pants."

Thundermatts wrote:"If I wasn't married to you, I'd sleep with KNice."

Oh, if I had a nickel...

I've come to the conclusion that married women dig me only because they can't prove it.

*when using your computer*

"WHAT'S THIS ?!"

ChrisToPhenom wrote:
3. "Oh, you thought this was a date?"

Been there.

"Please. Just call me Bruce."

krpykrwly wrote:"Please. Just call me Bruce."

If she looked like this under the wig and makeup, I'd be fine with it.

"Was it good for you, son?"

Gojiratoho wrote:

krpykrwly wrote:"Please. Just call me Bruce."

If she looked like this under the wig and makeup, I'd be fine with it.

'This is my BOOMSTICK!' just took on a whole new vernacular.

"Get out of my window?"

"I'm calling the police!"

"I will not put down the pepper spray."

"Rape!"

^ I knew this girl who would yell that at people, girl or guy, to embarrass or draw-attention for a laugh. She was weird. Don't get me wrong, she was fun-crazy, but could be off-putting. She did that to me once in front of our high school. I was crimson.

"Hey, does it burn 'down there' for you, too?"

"You remind me of my hairstylist"

Here's a true story a friend of mine experienced:
"Hey, wanna try this out?" as she pulls out a strap-on.

^ Whoa. So many different ways to take that.

Ha! I just realized what I put...I'm leaving it.

Heytherejeffro wrote:
Here's a true story a friend of mine experienced:
"Hey, wanna try this out?" as she pulls out a strap-on.

Let's do this thing.

He went with a soft "no", followed by musing (to me) that they need to make some kind of "starter kit" for things like that. "You know, if it was maybe the size of a Sharpie..."