i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article

http://bit.ly/2AHfz3

what the hell?

thoughts?

I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!

WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?

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Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!

Prude.

At least you're down with the simulated rape.

krpykrwly wrote:

Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!

Prude.

At least you're down with the simulated rape.

You are absolutely ruining me today, Larry Joe.

It looks way too much like Audrey II.

it gets worse when you go to the actual product website http://bit.ly/ab0ir i don't think i could get down with the "Succu Dry"

Wow. The site has boobs. "Brunette with tatts" boobs.

krpykrwly wrote:

Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!

Prude.

At least you're down with the simulated rape.

This got a genuine LOL out of me.

It looks like Audrey II? Awesome. Sold. Who hasn't jerked it to that movie.

i would test that out on a Rancor first

i now know what to get my friend's bitchy girlfriend this year for manditory x-mas gifts XD

Your friend's girlfriend has a penis?

At least its better than the shark one.

Thundermatts wrote:Your friend's girlfriend has a penis?

she is such a dick - and asshole
at the same time but we play it off as

OMG ur sooo awesome teehheee

but really - what i meant to say was

go to hell and u die - die hard

wickidchyld wrote:i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article

http://bit.ly/2AHfz3

what the hell?

thoughts?

Reminds me of Edward.

superdoug wrote:WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?

BlueMaxx wrote:

wickidchyld wrote:i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article

http://bit.ly/2AHfz3

what the hell?

thoughts?

Reminds me of Edward.

Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing... If you roll that thing in stripper glitter you could pretend you were having hot Twilight sex.

Or, will it burst into flame if you use it during the daytime like a real vampire?

One of you is gonna end up buying it just to find out.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:One of you is gonna end up buying it just to find out.

Unfortunately, it won't work so well for me. Plus, for $45 I can go buy three used games and a bag of nachos and be entertained for much, much longer.

Seriously, if it wasn't so expensive I'd buy it as a gag gift for my boyfriend, just to see how he'd react.

anybody wanna chip in?