Homei was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article
http://bit.ly/2AHfz3
what the hell?
thoughts?
http://bit.ly/2AHfz3
what the hell?
thoughts?
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Vampire Fleshlight ????
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Metal Misfit
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Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:27 pm
wickidchyld
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2 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:30 pm
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I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!
3 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:32 pm
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WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?
5 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:44 pm
krpykrwly
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Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!
Prude.
At least you're down with the simulated rape.
6 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:51 pm
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krpykrwly wrote:Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!
Prude.
At least you're down with the simulated rape.
You are absolutely ruining me today, Larry Joe.
It looks way too much like Audrey II.
7 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 5:55 pm
wickidchyld
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it gets worse when you go to the actual product website http://bit.ly/ab0ir i don't think i could get down with the "Succu Dry" 
8 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:10 pm
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Wow. The site has boobs. "Brunette with tatts" boobs. 
9 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 6:23 pm
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This got a genuine LOL out of me.krpykrwly wrote:Silent K wrote:I'm not putting my dick anywhere near that!
Prude.
At least you're down with the simulated rape.
10 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:24 pm
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It looks like Audrey II? Awesome. Sold. Who hasn't jerked it to that movie.
11 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 7:28 pm
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i would test that out on a Rancor first
12 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:16 pm
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i now know what to get my friend's bitchy girlfriend this year for manditory x-mas gifts XD
13 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Tue Oct 27, 2009 10:28 pm
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Your friend's girlfriend has a penis?
14 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Wed Oct 28, 2009 12:33 am
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At least its better than the shark one.
15 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Wed Oct 28, 2009 2:55 pm
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Thundermatts wrote:Your friend's girlfriend has a penis?
she is such a dick - and asshole
at the same time but we play it off as
OMG ur sooo awesome teehheee
but really - what i meant to say was
go to hell and u die - die hard
16 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Wed Oct 28, 2009 3:30 pm
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Reminds me of Edward.wickidchyld wrote:i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article
http://bit.ly/2AHfz3
what the hell?
thoughts?
superdoug wrote:WHOSE RESPONSIBLE THIS?!?
17 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:34 am
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BlueMaxx wrote:Reminds me of Edward.wickidchyld wrote:i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article
http://bit.ly/2AHfz3
what the hell?
thoughts?
Yeah, I was just thinking the same thing... If you roll that thing in stripper glitter you could pretend you were having hot Twilight sex.
Or, will it burst into flame if you use it during the daytime like a real vampire?
18 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:48 am
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One of you is gonna end up buying it just to find out.
19 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:01 am
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MillionDollarGeek wrote:One of you is gonna end up buying it just to find out.
Unfortunately, it won't work so well for me.
Plus, for $45 I can go buy three used games and a bag of nachos and be entertained for much, much longer.Seriously, if it wasn't so expensive I'd buy it as a gag gift for my boyfriend, just to see how he'd react.
20 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 1:05 am
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anybody wanna chip in?
21 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 12:05 pm
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You can spend your moolah on both that and this...
That's right, it was only a matter of time.
That's right, it was only a matter of time.
22 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 6:11 pm
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wickidchyld wrote:i was cruise'n http://www.toplessrobot.com and i happened upon this article
http://bit.ly/2AHfz3
what the hell?
thoughts?
You were cruise'n, huh? 
You were searching for it, you know it! 23 Re: Vampire Fleshlight ???? Thu Oct 29, 2009 9:47 pm
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BlueMaxx wrote:You can spend your moolah on both that and this...
That's right, it was only a matter of time.
Its a must have as Christmas present.
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