I'm Weird Because...

Just post reasons you are weird. Weird things you do, eat, etc.

I'm weird because I like to steal silverware and little sauce cups (for ketchup, etc.) from restaurants. I don't know why I like to do it so much. It's just fun. I have a ton of silverware and sauce cups from restaurants.

I'm weird because after using the ATM I my paranoia set in and I have to wipe the key pad. Don't know why.

Rath99 wrote:I'm weird because after using the ATM I my paranoia set in and I have to wipe the key pad. Don't know why.

Do you use the same substance CSI people use and wipe?

Okay guys, im gonna tell you a secret and this never leaves Pop! ok?

in 2006 I married via court and the judge thought I was weird because I had a superman t-shirt on and my wife had a wonder woman t-shirt on. The following year in October 27 of 2007 we married via court. The cake topping had Nightmare Before Christmas decorations on it. We tried to go to Vegas last year because I told her I wanted Elvis Presley to marry us in a chapel... but it didn't happen.

Yes people, im weirdly cool like that.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:

Rath99 wrote:I'm weird because after using the ATM I my paranoia set in and I have to wipe the key pad. Don't know why.

Do you use the same substance CSI people use and wipe?

Okay guys, im gonna tell you a secret and this never leaves Pop! ok?

in 2006 I married via court and the judge thought I was weird because I had a superman t-shirt on and my wife had a wonder woman t-shirt on. The following year in October 27 of 2007 we married via court. The cake topping had Nightmare Before Christmas decorations on it. We tried to go to Vegas last year because I told her I wanted Elvis Presley to marry us in a chapel... but it didn't happen.

Yes people, im weirdly cool like that.

That's not weird that's cool.

Maybe I'm weird for thinking it's cool

I'm wierd because I have trouble falling asleep because I'm affraid of somebody hyper-extending my limbs. Also I bag my own groceries.

^ I bag my own groceries, too. Even if there is a bagboy/girl, I'll start grabbing things and putting them into bags. I make it a Tetris-esque game, keeping the poisonous stuff away from my foods, unlike certain employees of certain places. And I will still do it even if I'm getting glared at by the person whose job it is. I don't give a shit. I don't want a bag full of Dorito crumbs, you gets whats I'm sezzin'? Heh.

Mmm...Doritos. Speaking of them, I cannot help but by the combo/mix bags of the really different flavors. Especially if it is new. They could make a woman's milk and calamari mix. I'd cringe and then shrug and try it.

I'm weird because every time I walk outside my first instinct is to fly up in the air. Then I get annoyed because I remember I can't.

I'm weird because the multiplicity of the concave variable is in sync with Alabama.

Nymn wrote:I'm weird because every time I walk outside my first instinct is to fly up in the air. Then I get annoyed because I remember I can't.

I actually do that quite often.

riv1 wrote:I'm weird because the multiplicity of the concave variable is in sync with Alabama.

I'm weird because I actually tried to decipher that.

You've put up with me for nigh on three years and you still need to ask this question?

I'm weird because I love the word nigh. It reminds me of The Tick!

I'm weird because I like to see how many kinds of foods go with peanut butter.

How many are there?

It's a work in progress. There are surprisingly many. Earlier, I ate some carrots and celery with it, last night an apple. Of course, there are crackers and bread, too. Next up...tomatoes!

Ooh!

Don't get too excited! The red vegetable now known to be a fruit may not mix well with that crushed dry roasted goodness. I'll let you know.

Cool, leave nothing out!

Nothing out and nothing left, my friend! Oh, I'm also taking recommendations! No food is too out there!






Except sardines, those are just icky.

I love peanut butter with anything too... Sometimes when your poor or just too lazy to go to the store and you know you have nothing else and you really want it at that exact moment, you just tend to make whatever you can and hope you get full.

Peanut Butter and Banana sandwhich is awesome in my book.

im weird becuase...... jesus christ, what isnt weird about me?

Even your name dude.

And your avatar! It's weirdly over-sized!

I'm weird because I eat Tombstone Pepperoni pizza with Snickers candy bars. I can't eat a Tombstone Pizza without it. I take one bite of snickers then immediately follow that with a bite of pizza. It's one of my favorite meals.

MillionDollarGeek wrote:

Rath99 wrote:I'm weird because after using the ATM I my paranoia set in and I have to wipe the key pad. Don't know why.

Do you use the same substance CSI people use and wipe?

Okay guys, im gonna tell you a secret and this never leaves Pop! ok?

in 2006 I married via court and the judge thought I was weird because I had a superman t-shirt on and my wife had a wonder woman t-shirt on. The following year in October 27 of 2007 we married via court. The cake topping had Nightmare Before Christmas decorations on it. We tried to go to Vegas last year because I told her I wanted Elvis Presley to marry us in a chapel... but it didn't happen.

Yes people, im weirdly cool like that.

That's how I plan on marrying ms potato.