Do you guys do anything weird...

Last night it occured to me that my wife and I say some pretty weird shit to one another. I assume it's because we've been together for so long and we're really comfortable around one another. Here's what I do:

I don't remember how this started but now whenever my balls itch I make it a point to tell my wife. I'll be standing next to her and my boys will start itching so (of course) I start scratching them and while I do, I lean in and whisper "balls itch" in her ear even if she didn't notice what I was doing. Cracks her up everytime.

So...you guys do anything weird like that with your significant other?

No...but your statement is sure is-I pictured it and I'm even laughing.

I'm sure my roommate and I have idiosyncrasies that other people would find odd, but we're so used to each other that I can't even think what they would be.

All I've got is my roommate...and we have some little quirks that make our relationship super special:

We give each other the finger as a greeting in the morning or if just passing by.

We destroy each other with "your mom" comments.

Plus, he puts on a wig and goes to town on me orally.

Joshua wrote:I'm sure my roommate and I have idiosyncrasies that other people would find odd, but we're so used to each other that I can't even think what they would be.

Yeah I know what you mean. I've whispered "balls itch" to my wife prolly a thousand times and last night was the first time I did it and then went..."hmmm, that's a weird habit, I wonder what started that."

Silent K wrote:All I've got is my roommate...and
he puts on a wig and goes to town on me orally.

So...got any extra rooms?

We do have this habit of slapping each others asses at work but thats about it thus far

My husband tells me when his balls are sweaty, some of our responses to each other involve movie quotes and anything he says I try to make sexual.

shining knight wrote:We do have this habit of slapping each others asses at work but thats about it thus far

It's fantastic when your workplace is close like that. Just let it progress naturally and in a year from now there should be some pretty wild stuff happening in your meetings.

My wife and I work in the same building and love saying wildly inappropriate things to each other at the copier and in the break room. It's not exactly weird per se but I'm sure it skeeves our coworkers.

Debaser77 wrote:My wife and I work in the same building and love saying wildly inappropriate things to each other at the copier and in the break room. It's not exactly weird per se but I'm sure it skeeves our coworkers.

Hot.

FroZen wrote:Last night it occured to me that my wife and I say some pretty weird shit to one another. I assume it's because we've been together for so long and we're really comfortable around one another. Here's what I do:

I don't remember how this started but now whenever my balls itch I make it a point to tell my wife. I'll be standing next to her and my boys will start itching so (of course) I start scratching them and while I do, I lean in and whisper "balls itch" in her ear even if she didn't notice what I was doing. Cracks her up everytime.

So...you guys do anything weird like that with your significant other?

I actually make it point to put my self in strange positions while scratching my balls/gouch. Some examples: I'll hike up one leg on a chair. Or completely drop my pants (but not my boxers), and stand behind her while scratching. I'll either get a WTF or a laugh out of her. Either way, I win.