Rejected Hallmark Cards!

Topcat · 1 Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 12:49 pm

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"Congratulations on getting married, son.

A lot of men fantasize about having a menage a trois.

Your mother and I are just be happy to see you getting away from the menage a une."

Merry Christmas...
I fucked your snowman.

"Sorry for your loss...

But, think of all the cool prosthetics you can attach to yourself now!"

LordD3r3k · 2 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:46 pm

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Happy Anniversary sweetheart! After all these years you'd think there wouldn't be any surprises left, right? Well...

..the kids aren't yours.

Debaser77 · 3 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 1:58 pm

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Happy Birthday!

(you're adopted)

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Silent K · 4 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 2:34 pm

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...that I gave you herpes.

Please don't hit me anymore."

Topcat · 5 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:31 pm

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Roses are Red,
Violets are Blue,
Sorry I gave you MilkEye.

LordD3r3k · 6 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Mar 15, 2009 3:43 pm

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My greatest sympathies on your loss..

..Just kidding!

FroZen · 7 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Tue Mar 17, 2009 3:12 pm

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You picked me up early
We went on a date
dancing all night
until it got late
We kissed under stars
Full moon in the sky
Oh by the way
I'm really a guy!

Topcat · 8 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Tue Mar 17, 2009 11:31 pm

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FroZen wrote:You picked me up early
We went on a date
dancing all night
until it got late
We kissed under stars
Full moon in the sky
Oh by the way
I'm really a guy!

^ I wanna' see this one illustrated! Laughing

Administrator · 9 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 6:37 am

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"Our condolences for your loss.

Would you like some mint?

Brought to you by Mentos."

shining knight · 10 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 9:16 am

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Roses are red

violets are blue

your lover is dead

and so now are you

that is a valentines day card for someone who has cheated on you

Topcat · 11 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:03 am

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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Lemme use yer face to wipe it off with.

FroZen · 12 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:04 am

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shining knight wrote:Roses are red

violets are blue

your lover is dead

and so now are you

that is a valentines day card for someone who has cheated on you

They should make this one...that explodes 15 seconds after it's opened.

FroZen · 13 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 11:18 am

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Topcat wrote:

FroZen wrote:You picked me up early
We went on a date
dancing all night
until it got late
We kissed under stars
Full moon in the sky
Oh by the way
I'm really a guy!

^ I wanna' see this one illustrated!

Ok...that sounds like fun. Gimme a day or two and I'll draw up a comic strip for it.

Topcat · 14 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Mar 18, 2009 5:58 pm

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^ SWEEEEET!

FroZen · 15 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 9:38 am

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ok...I illustrated the "hallmark card poem" last night and titled it "Our First Anniversary". Unfortunately it has a drawing of a penis in it so I'm not sure if I should post it. If anyone would like to see it I can PM it to you. Topcat already got it.

Administrator · 16 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:09 am

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Can't you blur it before posting?

FroZen · 17 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:19 am

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Spidey_82 wrote:Can't you blur it before posting?

yeah...I'll try it. If it works I'll post it.

FroZen · 18 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:28 am

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The censored version. Hope you like.

Rejected Hallmark Cards! 1stanniversary-1

shining knight · 19 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:45 am

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Thats freaking awesome

They should make this one...that explodes 15 seconds after it's opened.

I was thinking more of some kind of fast acting incurable disease but that works too

Administrator · 20 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:47 am

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shining knight · 21 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 10:58 am

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nice touch of the dali clock I have to say as a former art student

FroZen · 22 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:01 am

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shining knight wrote:nice touch of the dali clock I have to say as a former art student

It was the first thing that popped into my head to illustrate it getting late. Seems to work.

Administrator · 23 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 11:05 am

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Indeed it worked.

Topcat · 24 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 4:33 pm

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I freakin' LOVE that card! headbang

FroZen · 25 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Thu Mar 19, 2009 6:48 pm

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Thanks guys. blush

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