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Rejected Hallmark Cards!
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Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:37 am
BlueMaxx
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27 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:57 am
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28 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Tue Apr 07, 2009 10:57 pm
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^ Howzabout "Thank you for giving me leperosy."
She'll only need ONE level of those.
She'll only need ONE level of those.
29 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Apr 08, 2009 7:40 am
FroZen
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I'm sorry I killed your son in that drunk driving accident.
Congratulations on the insurance settlement.
(two for one sale)
Congratulations on the insurance settlement.
(two for one sale)
30 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Wed Apr 08, 2009 9:10 pm
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"Sorry I killed your son in a sober driving accident... But, c'mon; the kid really was a dick. It's okay to admit it. Nobody will think less of you. I did the world a favor. Here: have a nice cold Coca-cola."
"Congratulations on your inheritence. By the way, the contents of this envelope were laced with contact poison. You have less than thirty minutes to spend it all, you lucky bastard."
"Congratulations on your inheritence. By the way, the contents of this envelope were laced with contact poison. You have less than thirty minutes to spend it all, you lucky bastard."
31 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:40 pm
FroZen
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Happy Valentines Day!
Now eat your chocolate you fat bitch!
Now eat your chocolate you fat bitch!
32 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:50 pm
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No woman will ever be truly satified on Valentine's Day because no man has a chocolate penis wrapped in money that ejaculates diamonds. 
33 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:54 pm
FroZen
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^ HA HA I just got that text yesterday.
It's funny cuz it's true.
It's funny cuz it's true.
34 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:59 pm
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I heard this one on SNL
*Front of card*
Thank you for 5 wonderful years!
*inside of card*
Happy 20th Anniversary
*Front of card*
Thank you for 5 wonderful years!
*inside of card*
Happy 20th Anniversary
35 Re: Rejected Hallmark Cards! Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:37 pm
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"I didn't feel like spending money on a present, so instead I've got you this shitty card"
all cards might as well say that, cos thats exactly what I'm thinking when i get one
all cards might as well say that, cos thats exactly what I'm thinking when i get one
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