Jason Knize loves attention.

On my brow there are increasingly large amounts of beaded sweat.
First from concentration... then from frustration... and finally from embarrassment.

Ran out of paper?

Seriously, tho'. He's fine as long as I lube it up while still semi.

Last time he found himself directly in the growth path, and was bodily pushed to a distant foreign country.
I would guess at China, due to the rice remnants and passport stamps I had to hose off the tip.

Not to mention the chocolate pudding pops Cosby left behind.

It is fun to go for the ride though!

[quote="Topcat"]
I have... learned ... a lot in this thread. /quote]

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Esbat wrote:

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Topcat wrote:Seriously, tho'. He's fine as long as I lube it up while still semi.

Last time he found himself directly in the growth path, and was bodily pushed to a distant foreign country.
I would guess at China, due to the rice remnants and passport stamps I had to hose off the tip.

What the hell? I am so confused.

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Says the guy who humps anything that moves and a few things that don't.

Joshua wrote:What the hell? I am so confused.

I don't know, nor do I want to. Just let it go, man.

Lee wrote:

Joshua wrote:What the hell? I am so confused.

I don't know, nor do I want to. Just let it go, man.

Now that's good advice.

My god, people are getting away with murder here.

Ska wrote:My god, people are getting away with murder here.

Keepin' it real. No one's broken the rules yet.

Ska wrote:My god, people are getting away with murder here.

Perhaps, we're all being a bit irrational? Confrontational?

HIT IT!!

oh, wow... I think that reeks of fail

Yep...FAIL

Joshua wrote:

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Says the guy who humps anything that moves and a few things that don't.

Safe is a relative term. And its okay if they're snoring.

Just posting here cause I don't think Jason Knize is getting enough attention.

FroZen wrote:Just posting here cause I don't think Jason Knize is getting enough attention.

Thank God. I didn't know how much longer I could hold my breath.

PHEW!

Jason's turning blue again.

FroZen wrote:Jason's turning blue again.

But enough about his balls, already.

Lee wrote:

FroZen wrote:Jason's turning blue again.

But enough about his balls, already.

haha...good one.

Esbat wrote:

Joshua wrote:

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Says the guy who humps anything that moves and a few things that don't.

Safe is a relative term. And its okay if they're snoring.

Snoring does not equal consent, young man.

Debaser77 wrote:

Esbat wrote:

Joshua wrote:

As... have I. And what I have learned is that the only one I can feel safe around, who has a penis, is SuperDoug.

Says the guy who humps anything that moves and a few things that don't.

Safe is a relative term. And its okay if they're snoring.

Snoring does not equal consent, young man.

But it does indicate an open mouth.

LOOKIT ME!