In a couple of weeks i'll be ready to go out with a bang!

Chloroform
http://cgi.ebay.com/1oz-Chloroform-Technical-Grade_W0QQitemZ280433914867QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item414b29f3f3


Chloroform application kit
http://cgi.ebay.com/Anaesthetic-Chloroform-Administration-Kit-Leather-Case_W0QQitemZ190355334659QQcmdZViewItemQQptZAU_Scientific_Medical_Antiques?hash=item2c520fe603

Bear trap

http://cgi.ebay.com/sCm-Double-Long-Spring-Bear-Trap-Traps-Trapping-Mini_W0QQitemZ350287733312QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item518ec6a240

Wire Rope
http://cgi.ebay.com/3-16-stainless-steel-cable-7x19-250-spool-wire-rope_W0QQitemZ160384188890QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2557a481da


Make up
http://cgi.ebay.com/4-Pc-Bare-LIGHT-Makeup-MINERALS-Set-w-KABUKI-Brush_W0QQitemZ200407655629QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2ea93a24cd


wig
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-EXTRA-LONG-Flowing-wavy-Copper-Red-josa-130-WIG_W0QQitemZ400088731888QQcmdZViewItemQQptZUS_CSA_MWA_Wigs_Extensions?hash=item5d272590f0


Karma Sutra Pleasure massage Lotion

http://cgi.ebay.com/Kama-Sutra-Pleasure-Garden-Oil-6-67-oz-Massage-Lotion_W0QQitemZ230403335434QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item35a51be50a


Goodbye Horses music CD
http://cgi.ebay.com/Q-Lazzarus-Goodbye-Horses-CD-Single-Mint-3-Tracks_W0QQitemZ200414752996QQcmdZViewItemQQptZMusic_CDs?hash=item2ea9a670e4

Ebay, you weird.

By bad..I thought you were taking yourself out on a date

I do that every morning!

^^ At least you start your day off in a good mood

I've been taking showers with my dates. Which is me. My dates, that is. ...I'm bad at adding on to jokes. *sigh*

^^^ no it would have been bad if you would have said I shower with rosie palm and her 5 sisters

With or without lotion, it can't...be beat?