Introduce Yourself to the Forum

rwe1138 wrote:I'm Robert, and I don't get invited to those kinds of parties.

Pff...buy a domino mask and go to a key-party. Nobodies the wiser. Ask Topcat and Lantern Lite.

Hey, where are they?

BlueMaxx wrote:

rwe1138 wrote:I'm Robert, and I don't get invited to those kinds of parties.

Pff...buy a domino mask and go to a key-party. Nobodies the wiser. Ask Topcat and Lantern Lite.

Hey, where are they?

apparently...they never found their keys.

*holds up boombox in the rain*

FroZen wrote:

Ska wrote:I'm Kristin and I am the party.

Party has been busted for under age drinking.

Hey, by the next party, I'll be legal. Then the fun will have worn off and I won't want to. XD

^ This is another.

Mnemosis wrote:^ This is another.

Jason "Uncle Touchy" Kerouac, reporting for booty.

Hi, my name is Shawn and I'm 36, married, and a construction worker who lives in N. Chicago at Jarvis and Sheridan in Roger's Park and I love to party too. I'm down with the vitamins or candy or whatever the fuck you want to call it as well as smoking the kush and lately I've been drinking the Bacardi. I buy Marvel comics and some toys. I just got Red Skull in the mail. Anyway, I usually purchase at Evil Squirrel it's a gay comic book store right off the Morse stop. If you should happen to go make sure you blow a J in the bathroom the owner will be real pleased. When I'm not busy buying comics I like to go out to the north side bars around Addison and Belmont. There are a ton of bars in that area that my wife and I go to like Circuit, Spin, and Berlin. Yes, they're gay bars but that's where you pick up the bi-sexual ladies. You people living in Chicago know what I'm talking about, which brings me to one of the main reasons I registered. It seems like there's a ton of Illinois and Chicago people on this board so I figured I'd join the club. The other fucking reason being I like how much fucking swearing there is on this fucking board. Fucking hello everyone.

My name is John-Michael (that is my whole first name, Michael is NOT my middle name). I am 22 years of age. I was born, raised, and currently reside in Kalamazoo, Michigan. I love it here.

I was sick and out of school for four years (grades 8-11), but a teacher was sent to my house to keep me up. Despite this, and because of my Dean of Students (who was an idiot) I had to go to high school for a fifth year. However, there was a silver lining, because I went for an extra year I was eligible for the Kalamazoo Promise. I graduated high school in 2006.

I will be starting my 4th year of college two weeks from today. I attend Western Michigan University. My major is Psychology and my minor is Criminal Justice. After I graduate college I plan to go to law school. I want to be a prosecutor.

In addition to attending WMU, I also work there. I work at the WMU bookstore. It's okay I guess. I like to think of myself as the "bitch of the bookstore" because I have to do all the crap that others don't want to do. I do get free books.

I live in the dorms up at WMU during the school year (because I get free room and board).

I love comics, TV, movies, music, the usual things people on here love. I'm also a huge fan of stand up comedy.

I have a reputation of loving things that others hate (Spider-Man 3 for example).

Well, there ya go.

Oh, and I don't like Pina Coladas but I do very much like getting caught in the rain.

Toothgrinder wrote:Hi, my name is Shawn and I'm 36, married, and a construction worker who lives in N. Chicago at Jarvis and Sheridan in Roger's Park and I love to party too. I'm down with the vitamins or candy or whatever the fuck you want to call it as well as smoking the kush and lately I've been drinking the Bacardi. I buy Marvel comics and some toys. I just got Red Skull in the mail. Anyway, I usually purchase at Evil Squirrel it's a gay comic book store right off the Morse stop. If you should happen to go make sure you blow a J in the bathroom the owner will be real pleased. When I'm not busy buying comics I like to go out to the north side bars around Addison and Belmont. There are a ton of bars in that area that my wife and I go to like Circuit, Spin, and Berlin. Yes, they're gay bars but that's where you pick up the bi-sexual ladies. You people living in Chicago know what I'm talking about, which brings me to one of the main reasons I registered. It seems like there's a ton of Illinois and Chicago people on this board so I figured I'd join the club. The other fucking reason being I like how much fucking swearing there is on this fucking board. Fucking hello everyone.

36?

Yes, it's true I'm an old man at 36 but at least I'm a kid at heart.

I didn't read the first sentence or something, cause i thought you were like, early twenties maybe, then reread it and saw 36

Damn, I just shit my Depends. Am I too old for this board?

no. I'm just surprised because you sounded like a young frat boy.

I'm a college dropout, from SIU. I kick the dog shit out of frat boys but I love me some sorority girls.

see?

Toothgrinder wrote:Hi, my name is Shawn and I'm 36, married, and a construction worker who lives in N. Chicago at Jarvis and Sheridan in Roger's Park and I love to party too. I'm down with the vitamins or candy or whatever the fuck you want to call it as well as smoking the kush and lately I've been drinking the Bacardi. I buy Marvel comics and some toys. I just got Red Skull in the mail. Anyway, I usually purchase at Evil Squirrel it's a gay comic book store right off the Morse stop. If you should happen to go make sure you blow a J in the bathroom the owner will be real pleased. When I'm not busy buying comics I like to go out to the north side bars around Addison and Belmont. There are a ton of bars in that area that my wife and I go to like Circuit, Spin, and Berlin. Yes, they're gay bars but that's where you pick up the bi-sexual ladies. You people living in Chicago know what I'm talking about, which brings me to one of the main reasons I registered. It seems like there's a ton of Illinois and Chicago people on this board so I figured I'd join the club. The other fucking reason being I like how much fucking swearing there is on this fucking board. Fucking hello everyone.

:huh

What are we going to do when the Mormons take over the forums?

Maybe convert and get me 6 wives. Orgy every night.

Toothgrinder wrote:Maybe convert and get me 6 wives. Orgy every night.

This idea.....I like!

I am here! Finally!

Airwolf i'm coming for you!!!

Oh hey Foxy, Spidey, and Jester

Jester we need to get some xbox action going on soon.

TheUnalteredOne wrote:I am here! Finally!

Airwolf i'm coming for you!!!

Oh hey Foxy, Spidey, and Jester

Jester we need to get some xbox action going on soon.

How you going to give a shot out to everybody but me Danny? I thought we were homies........

Welcome bro.............. to POP "sets of fireworks"

Hey Danny!

Welcome, Danny! Airwolf brings people together!

Silent K wrote:Welcome, Danny! Airwolf brings people together!

But it usually involves orafices.

Is that the correct plural of orafice? Orafeces? Orafici?