Gotta get snipped!!

^ Yeah, Joshua's right. It's way easier and less risky to have me get fixed. I'm really just being a big sissy about this. I've been into surgery before to get my leg put back together and it was a way bigger procedure than getting snipped. It's just that..well...for some reason having anything surgically done to my nuts has me really squimish.

FroZen wrote:^ Yeah, Joshua's right. It's way easier and less risky to have me get fixed. I'm really just being a big sissy about this. I've been into surgery before to get my leg put back together and it was a way bigger procedure than getting snipped. It's just that..well...for some reason having anything surgically done to my nuts has me really squimish.

Tell her to get Mirena...it takes no time at all in the doctor's office...it works instantly and insurance pays for it.

Anal is the best birth control.

Joshua wrote:Anal is the best birth control.

Not everyone can do anal...way to only think of yourself

I'm thinking of society and how taxes won't go up to feed another mouth whose family can't sustain it. Anal sex really is for the greater good.

So basiclly I can go home and tell my wife "Look, I can fuck you in the ass or we can get some sort of plastic looking thing shoved up your va jay jay."

This conversation is gonna go well.

ha!

incidently cravy Daves home vasectomy kit will be in stores soon.



Sideeffects include cutting your nuts off

FroZen wrote:^ Yeah, Joshua's right. It's way easier and less risky to have me get fixed. I'm really just being a big sissy about this. I've been into surgery before to get my leg put back together and it was a way bigger procedure than getting snipped. It's just that..well...for some reason having anything surgically done to my nuts has me really squimish.

As it should, that is a sensitive area. I understand the arguement that it's not a big deal but I feel like if it ain't broke don't fix it.

As one who has had surgery down there, I feel your pain. I'm gonna get snipped myself soon. I've had some stuff done down there before, so I'm not as apprehensive.

DickGrayson007 wrote:As it should, that is a sensitive area. I understand the arguement that it's not a big deal but I feel like if it ain't broke don't fix it.

Yet, technically, you're breaking it.

I'd just be so..."NOOOOO!" I'd be big baby about it.

FroZen wrote:So my wife informs me that I'll need to get a vasectomy by her birthday in November. She'll be turing 35 and at that time the doctor will stop prescribing her birth control. Now I can prolong this by investing in condoms but (and I'm sure most of the guys will agree here) condoms suck!! I know plenty of guys that have had this done and they all say it's no big deal. I just can't help but feel nervous as hell about this and it's still months away! Anyways..that's been on my mind a lot lately so I thought I'd share.

Your friends are right, it's no big deal. Hell, the recovery ranks as one of the best weeks of my life!

Another option is a non hormonal IUD. Brass kills sperm, 1% failure rate. My wife can't take hormonal birth control due to migraines, she calls it her uterus bling.

Also, now none of you can ever meet my wife...

I want to meet your wife.

Silent K wrote:I want to meat your wife.

Fixed.

Joshua wrote:

Silent K wrote:I want to meat your wife.

Fixed.

HA!

Joshua wrote:Anal is the best birth control.

Tell me about it. In thirty years, I've never had so much as a scare.

superdoug wrote:

Joshua wrote:Anal is the best birth control.

Tell me about it. In thirty years, I've never had so much as a scare.

High-five!

superdoug wrote:

Joshua wrote:Anal is the best birth control.

Tell me about it. In thirty years, I've never had so much as a scare.

I love you more than you'll ever know, man!

I had mine 7 years ago. The shot hurts the worst, about 20 second of feeling like your balls are in a vice. The after care is sensitive for a few days, the hardest part is keeping little ones from racking you. two days laid up with an icepack at most. Some sensitivity over the first week or so. Then you get prescribed blowies and masterbation, because you have to clear the tubes and get a semen sample done before you are permitted to bust a nut up in there to be certain.

I've had no negative side effects, and condoms are still on standby for anal lovin though....Prostatitis is a bitch...trust me.

hrdwrkngXsoldier wrote:I've had no negative side effects, and condoms are still on standby for anal lovin though....Prostatitis is a bitch...trust me.

How...do condoms prevent Prostatitis? You're not putting things in your butt, are you? Women don't have a prostate gland.

When I got prostitis they said it usually happens from bacteria entering the urethra, so they suggest that if i'm playing out back to wear a condom... that was as PC as the doc could be.