The 5 stages of grief

Act I: Prelude

My beard is Greek in it's epicness.

Act II: Denial

What, I'm not shaving. No way no how. These friendly muttonchops? They were always like this.


Act III: Anger

You know what? Screw you! I'll take a this horseshoe mustache and muttonchops any day of the fuckin week over a beard.(Feel a bit like James Hetfield here)


Act IV: Barganing

Ok, ok. What if I trim them back to sideboards and take a little off the horseshoe? Is that ok?


Act V: Depression

Why go on, this look went out with 70's detectives and biker gangs. (This one makes me feel like Doc Cochran. I'm ready to perform some wild west surgery)


Act VI: Acceptance

Aside from being cold, it's not a bad look.

You rock, Goji!

Dude...this is the balls. I want to be in your band.

With the horseshoe mustache, you remind me of Morgan Spurlock.

I wish I had your facial hair growing abilities.

Yeah, you shoulda kept the Hetfeild look. It was brutal

ct IV: Barganing

Ok, ok. What if I trim them back to sideboards and take a little off the horseshoe? Is that ok?

Dude!!!!!!! I loved you in Supersize me.

Gojiratoho wrote:Act IV: Barganing

Ok, ok. What if I trim them back to sideboards and take a little off the horseshoe? Is that ok?

In that picture, you not only look a bit like Morgan Spurlock (like everyone says), but you also resemble a distinct sub-species of gay man who list 'partying' in their personal ads as one of their turn-ons.

I promise that's funny, but maybe only to me.

My name's K-Nice, and I like to party.

Silent K wrote:My name's K-Nice, and I like to party.

Im pretty sure i partied before.

Astro13Zombie wrote:

Silent K wrote:My name's K-Nice, and I like to party.

Im pretty sure i partied before.

Uh...hello, I'm Ryan, and I like to party.